I'll admit it. I'm a bit of a rabble rouser. When an idea comes around that is both dumb and potentially embarassing, I'm the one gunning for it. I'll also admit that when I read your witty, informative, and sometimes touching posts, I cannot help but wonder what you look like from the waist down sans trousers. It is in this spirit and at the promptings of
this thread that I present to you:
The OFFICIAL Unofficial Acheheads No Pants DayThis day shall be Friday, June 25th, the day after AlohaDawg's half-birthday. But what is No ##### Day? Why a contest! Each partici##### anonymously submits a photo of himself (and hopefully more often herself) as per the rules and procedures below. On the 25th, I put each of these photos on my webserver, post them here, and we all try to guess who is who. Rules for guessing we can work out between now and then. If you guess an image correctly, you get some sort of prize. If your image is guessed, you must use it or a part of it as your avatar for a week. Again, how many guesses people get, and how many days guessing should last, I'm not sure of, but here are the rules and procudures:
Rule #1 - You must not be wearing ##### in this image. You can wear undies of any sort or obstruct your bits in any way you like. Shorts, skirts, dresses, and kilts are permitable but discouraged.
Rule #2 - It must be obvious that you are not wearing ##### in this image. This means that at least half of you must be depicted. You can show all of you, but some of us have faces that can be recognized by others of us, so you might not want to.
Rule #3 - You must not make fun of other people's thick ankles, misshapen scrota, or unshaven bikini areas, etc. No ##### Day is meant to unite and not divide.
Rule #4 - The image must be fairly recent. This year is preferred, but basically, I don't want any naked baby photos. Goodness knows I've collected enough of those.
Procedures
In order to facilitate anonymous upload, I have set up a Yahoo Briefcase account. Go to
http://briefcase.yahoo.com and log in with the username: little_nephew_smuckles and the password: achewood
Then you upload your photo with the next sequential Greek Letter (an example is in there as 'alpha.jpg'). Later I'll grab them all and no one will know whom is whom. It will be fun. When I post the image links on No ##### Day, I'll be sure to put in wang and hoo-ha alerts if any are necessary. I doubt they will be as this is a pretty tame bunch (when it comes private parts that aren't barbed).
So there. Hopefully this is not too complicated. We can discuss guessing and prizes as you like, and everybody has plenty of time to compose their unadorned masterpieces. Hurray for No ##### Day!
Later this year, we'll celebrate Look Like Your Avatar Day.
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