Hey August, did your cows give a lot of milk this year?
How about the chickens? Lots of eggs from them thar hens?
Seriously, is that where you live now, or where you grew up? Is it really a farm, or are you just six miles away from your nearest neighbor for no good reason?
[Edit: Since Jough has already ruined the internet for everyone, I may as well post my childhood home:]
My Childhood Home The red dot is actually across the street from where I lived. If you put your penis on the dot, move it directly to the left, and then go up one house, that's the house I was raised in. The small structure to the left of that (on the same lot) is a large tool shed -- the size of a four-car garage. The monstrosity behind that is an eighteen-screen movie theatre. When I was growing up, it was a drive-in, and I could watch the movies (sans sound, of course) from my bedroom window. When I was nine, they tore down the drive-in and put in a driving range. The cineplex went in the year after we moved.
The largish structure to the lower-right of the red dot is a Presbyterian church with a preschool.