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[AlohaDawg]

I have to agree with Jamie: either sara is actually Jough, or Jough should elope with her, like, right now. No question.

Agreeing that Sara is actually Jough would be agreeing with my original observation of the similarities...But, if Jough has found a perfect match, hey, I come from a long line of elopers. Parents AND Grandparents. And a sister, too. Go for it, I say.

[sara]

If Jough won't marry her, I will.  I hear they'd let us do it in Massachusetts now.

I'll um, take that under consideration.

Anyway, see if you can work the phrase "Jough marry her" into more posts.  I can't be a dishonest woman forever!  I can be made honest!  I swear!

[jough]

I just want a girl who can wear white without irony on her wedding day - is that so wrong?

Anyway, I tried to stay offline (and have been enjoying my time away from my computer, even if I've had the internet read aloud to me, and/or printed out for offline reading) but I got a call from an old client who needs me to update some work I did for him, so after I finish this proposal I'm offline again.

I've been enjoying not looking at this screen so much that I'm going to take next week off too.

One thing I've noticed is how hard it is to stay away from computers and internet-enabled devices.  I mean, I'm trying to make more phone calls now that I'm "offline" and even my damn phone has an internet connection.

Okay, no more of this.  I'm looking forward to going out tonight and not looking at a screen again until Friday.

However, the downside of this is that my insignificant other now cannot be pryed away from my PC.  I think she's just getting back at me for my previous weeks/months/years of her being a computer widow.

[slink]

I think she's just getting back at me for my previous weeks/months/years of her being a computer widow.

This cageyness is beautiful, but it does make me suspect that they're already married. Maybe a shotgun wedding?

[V-Adore]

I just want a girl who can wear white without irony on her wedding day - is that so wrong?

*ahem* If I may paraphrase Miss Manners, my guide to these sorts of things:

White is considered the proper color for first marriages regardless of any physical considerations. It remains proper for later marriages as long as nobody calls you on it.

(I believe Miss Manner's literal quote is that a white wedding dress "was never meant to advertise the condition of the body inside it." Yes, I'm a nerd.)

[Nabubrush]

If Jough won't marry her, I will.  I hear they'd let us do it in Massachusetts now.

But . . . but . . .

[Bozack]

...whothewhatthehuhthehow?

My internet goes down for a few days and all of a sudden Jough's special ladyfriend walks among us? Well, welcome, sara. Just for you, I'm changing my sig.

[pmcd9]

I just don't know what to make of all this.  About the only thing I can add is, it's difficult to type from a standing position.

~Paul

[AugustWest]

Damn, but there's some serious peer pressure going on in this thread.

I don't give a shit whether you marry her or not, Jough.  I just hope she keeps posting after you come back.

[Bozack]

Ha, yeah, I just like the idea of Jough slowly getting subliminal messages from me, every time I post.



or he could just ban me. that happens sometimes, too.

[jay-ell]

I've created a monster.  I can't believe one flip comment turned this into the "Jough needs to marry sara" thread.  

C'mon, Jough, you know even if you *did* find a girl whom (a) you wanted to marry and (b) was "qualified" to wear white "without irony," you'd spoil it long before you made it to the altar.  

You dirty dogg.

[wombat]

If Jough won't marry her, I will.  I hear they'd let us do it in Massachusetts now.

But . . . but . . .

Oh - right... Maybe it's Utah we need to be thinking about, then?

I hope we can get Asherdan the Breakfast-Making Man to come too.

[Nabubrush]

If Jough won't marry her, I will.  I hear they'd let us do it in Massachusetts now.

But . . . but . . .

Oh - right... Maybe it's Utah we need to be thinking about, then?

I hope we can get Asherdan the Breakfast-Making Man to come too.

I'm so there. I can make breakfast too, but it would be nice to have someone spell me off and on.

[St_Zartan]

I can make breakfast too, but it would be nice to have someone spell me off and on.

He's right. There's only one way to settle this breakfast dispute - with a spell-off. The Winner, of course, not only gets the best breakdancing turf (Fotomat parking lot; footbridge near Aquatic Center), but will receive this handsome plaque donated by the Jaycees and a plastic mug full of Tootsie Rolls.

[V-Adore]

I've created a monster.  I can't believe one flip comment turned this into the "Jough needs to marry sara" thread.

Well, let's be fair; this could still be the "Sara Appears To Be A Clone of Jough, and Thus It's Probably Illegal For Them To Get Married, Or At Least Sort of Immoral" thread.

which doesn't mean Jough shouldn't marry sara if she isn't an evil clone. or even if she is and he's kinky like that.