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@achewood Today's sad thing: A reeking tweaker couple looking in the gas station freezer for "that pizza that was good in the microwave last time."

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« on: September 27, 2004, 02:27:55 am »
A windproof toque?
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2004, 04:02:51 am »
The Ray entry felt a little too much like "trying too hard" to me. Perhaps I am jaded.

Teodor's reference to "Rubber Rodeo" sort of floored me, though, if only because before this I'd assumed that "Rubber Rodeo" were some sort of joke band created by my SO to confuse me. I'm sort of scared now. Ruptured paradigms will do that.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2004, 05:33:09 am »
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I'm sort of scared now. Ruptured paradigms will do that.


Allow me to suggest this soothing topical cream.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2004, 07:21:07 am »
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Allow me to suggest this soothing topical cream.


Is it creepy that I just looked around in the "left-alone-since-2001-family-homepage" for like 10 minutes? Just a few moments ago, I was like, hmmm. This hasn't been updated for 2 years! I hope the kids are doing okay!

I think basically I need a life.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2004, 04:55:53 pm »
Those kids are all dead now.  You are looking at the internet repository of their happiest living memories.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2004, 05:16:40 pm »
Apparently Molly is just as insane as Beef is, only in different ways.  Crying in the freezer is not cool.
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2004, 06:53:07 pm »
This makes me more and more convinced that my SO and I are rapidly converging on actually being Beef and Molly, but less feline. I did not cry in a walk-in freezer today, but I did cry in the middle of Japanese class, which is sort of the same thing.

Also, the idea of hiding a bangle in a donut is absolutely fabulous, especially Beef's total lack of subtlety about it.
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2004, 07:21:51 pm »
Subtley = emergency dentistry

I applaud his warning. I've heard of people accidentally consuming engagement rings due to subtlety.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2004, 07:39:27 pm »
i suppose i would break down and cry in the freezer every now and again if i used to live in heaven.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2004, 07:58:02 pm »
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i suppose i would break down and cry in the freezer every now and again if i used to live in heaven.


Wow, thinking about it that way makes it pretty dag-gone romantic.  Molly gives up heaven to be with Beef.  That's hella Beren and Luthien.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2004, 08:37:21 pm »
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i suppose i would break down and cry in the freezer every now and again if i used to live in heaven.

Wow, thinking about it that way makes it pretty dag-gone romantic.  Molly gives up heaven to be with Beef.  That's hella Beren and Luthien.

Not quite. She "died" in a fire returning her to earth which was presumably an accident. And the only to get back to heaven is to "die for real" so she can't return to heaven by choice.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2004, 09:15:47 pm »
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i suppose i would break down and cry in the freezer every now and again if i used to live in heaven.


Wow, thinking about it that way makes it pretty dag-gone romantic.  Molly gives up heaven to be with Beef.  That's hella Beren and Luthien.

Man, when you think about it that way... I agree with Cort that it was probably an accident and not a conscious act on Molly's part, but still. Hella nerdcore romantic, yo.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2004, 10:37:38 pm »
um, regardless, SHE WAS ONCE IN HEAVEN LIVING AN IDYLLIC EXISTANCE IN HEAVEN.

and NOW she works at Applebees.

to reiterate: i would cry in the freezer too.

especially if the cook was mean.
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2004, 12:15:26 am »
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never lived in heaven and I'd cry if I had to work at Applebee's too.  I come close to crying when I have to eat there, so...
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2004, 12:23:47 am »
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never lived in heaven and I'd cry if I had to work at Applebee's too.  I come close to crying when I have to eat there, so...

Looks like somebody needs a trip to Ruby Tuesday for some perspective.
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