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I would like one side order of jalapeños 10/13/04
« on: October 13, 2004, 07:25:26 am »
First p0st!!

I hope Molly and Beef don't break up. I think this is Beef's one chance; if he loses her he'll never get any for the rest of his life.

That shit be asinine yo
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I would like one side order of jalapeños 10/13/04
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2004, 07:29:22 am »
Nice use of the little mexican tilde (or whatever that hat above the n is called).  Ñice thread title, chief.

Also, Beef's continual use of "such as" just never fails to crack me up.  Very nice.

I do hope Beef and Molly do not split up, even though she can be pretty harsh and not understanding of the pain that is R. Beef's life.
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I would like one side order of jalapeños 10/13/04
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2004, 09:05:41 am »
janet, the girlfriend who could only ever complain.

anyway, has molly ever been this angry before? she seems more like the crying in the freezer passive aggressive type.

edit: after almost one year, i have posted enough to be upgraded to "dr. kisses." fuck*ng SWEET.
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2004, 10:11:25 am »
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edit: after almost one year, i have posted enough to be upgraded to "dr. kisses." fuck*ng SWEET.


It's just a matter of time before someone, whom you thought loved you, shoots you.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2004, 11:03:11 am »
i'm pretty sure you can't get moussaka at the movie theaters that i go to.  dang, beef just pay for the soda and molly quit henpecking!  c'mon beef, we know you've got balls -- you hacked into yahoo!
no, but really, i think the only way for this relationship to continue is if we all go back and read the strips where molly and beef first meet and remember what drew them together.
it's the spare change program!!!  that is the solution to their relationship problems.  spare change.  and rooster ding-dongs.
or maybe if we all clap our hands together real loud then tinkerbell will wake up and help them.
anyway i'm not posting the link to the strips.  do it yourself, lazies, just jump to the arc.
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2004, 12:43:43 pm »
Chris Onstad is well aware that when couples settle down into relationships the show jumps the shark.

Keep heaping misery on 'em!  Comedy gold!
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2004, 01:10:13 pm »
Why not just get the regular size that barely fits into a cupholder like everybody else? Come on, Beef. Everybody knows that fountain drinks are the crappiest incarnation of beverages but who's going to shop around for drinks from a drive through?

And dammit man, specify crunchy! They've started charging extra for soft shells. Don't get ripped off further.
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2004, 01:11:11 pm »
a dollar forty-nine for a small diet pepsi IS assisinine!!  especially when Beef is trying to save money to be able to afford a place for him and Molly AND keep payments on grandma k's trailer which is a Familial Commitment he had Before Molly.

Geeze, Molly _sure_ wants to move so badly, as she keeps nagging Beef about, so badly that she gets mad at him for not wanting to spend 50 cents more for 118 ounces less.

however, i do not approve of sneaking in hot dishes to movie theatres.  keep the casseroles a home people.
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2004, 01:18:56 pm »
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Why not just get the regular size that barely fits into a cupholder like everybody else?


I'm going to be very pissed the first time I spill an entire Tub O' Soda because I've forgotten to specify that I want my drink in a medium cup instead of the Monster Size that won't fit anywhere in my car.  

Do Beef and Molly just fight all the time, or do we only see them when they're fighting?
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2004, 01:18:57 pm »
Beef will buy a new pair of underwear for every day of the year, but he won't buy his girl a diet Pepsi.  Sheesh.  Priorities, man.
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I would like one side order of jalapeños 10/13/04
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2004, 02:05:14 pm »
There are many things that are heartbreaking about this strip, but perhaps the biggest of them is that we have no resolution on the Tenmen incident. What happened there?
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2004, 02:26:36 pm »
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...we have no resolution on the Tenmen incident. What happened there?


The jam session was awesome. A lot of people met the band.
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2004, 02:49:02 pm »
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...we have no resolution on the Tenmen incident. What happened there?


The jam session was awesome. A lot of people met the band.


It really whipped a snow leopard's ass.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2004, 03:04:12 pm »
Why shouldn't they break up?  I think it would be pretty awful dating someone like Beef.  

I know they like each other, but if they are unhappy, maybe it's time to move on. If Molly can't live with Beef's eccentricities, and Beef can't learn to communicate, where is this thing going?  The break up could be good for Beef.
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2004, 03:29:01 pm »
Maybe Beef does need to drop Molly. I liked her at first, but she's just been a raging bitch recently.
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