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I would like one side order of jalapeņos 10/13/04
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2004, 04:26:07 pm »
They seemed to get along better in heaven.  Maybe they should just kill themselves.  Or hang out with Ray more and wait for him to shoot them.
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2004, 04:29:38 pm »
I'm all for noy paying for soda at a place such a a restaurant but if you are hitt'in taco bell, i mean dude. well i might not do that either. I know i would never take a lady to a taco bell.

and there is hella scrambles up in here. we are getting so popular.
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2004, 04:39:41 pm »
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They seemed to get along better in heaven.  Maybe they should just kill themselves.  Or hang out with Ray more and wait for him to shoot them.

This presumes that Heaven still exists, which is not necessarily a safe assumption. That said, though, they did seem to be happier there; maybe it was the lack of material concerns? (I can buy this easier than simply "they didn't know each other well enough to hate each other," since most of their squabbles appear to be over money.)
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2004, 05:27:48 pm »
It sounds like T-Bell was Molly's idea, since she's the one annoyed when they are refused service (and probably not for the first time).
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2004, 06:27:11 pm »
The dismayed look on Ray's face in the last panel does not bode well.  I'm just sayin'.
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2004, 06:35:47 pm »
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Do Beef and Molly just fight all the time, or do we only see them when they're fighting?

Hey, drama is entertaining. Do you really want to see a strip of them hanging out watching Arrested Development or something?

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They seemed to get along better in heaven. Maybe they should just kill themselves. Or hang out with Ray more and wait for him to shoot them.

The Ray plan should work. But if they killed themselves they'd just end up in hell. But then I wonder how that would affect their relationship.
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2004, 06:43:35 pm »
It's not up to Ray.


It's up to the roller skates.

How soon you all forget.
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2004, 08:19:53 pm »
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Maybe Beef does need to drop Molly. I liked her at first, but she's just been a raging bitch recently.


Yeah, I think so too. I found her rather boring at first, but I tried to keep an open mind, and waited to figure her out. Well, now I think I have, and she is a bitch.

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I think this is Beef's one chance; if he loses her he'll never get any for the rest of his life.


I don't know about that. I think Beef always thought he wouldn't get any before because he never had. Maybe without her he would have a new found confidence with which to get fresh with the fine ladies.

But that is rather unBeeflike.

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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2004, 08:45:17 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2004, 09:24:17 pm »
CJ, someone's edging himself into your niche.
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2004, 10:13:56 pm »
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How is Molly is bitch?  Isn't she pretty tolerant considering Beef's personality...


cashlock, i have examined your evidence and i agree and disagree.  i mean, i don't think molly's a bitch, really, she is just such as a criticizer.  plus, i think beef is pretty tolerant, too, he just always has something sarcastic to say.  isn't that better than "yes, dear..."?  i mean, who wants that?  

"sounds like it would just keep me from wearing that shirt" -- that was hilarious and i wish molly would appreciate that stuff more.  even though it seems like beef isn't listening i'm sure he is (although this was a late night fight so everybody's grumpy).

look, we all know beef is not going to "drop" molly or make any rash moves like that.  i think he'd rather just such as avoid the conflict.
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2004, 10:28:57 pm »
Exactly. Beef is hilarious and deserves someone who loves him for it, and too often, Molly just doesn't get the joke. But then again, Onstad is good enough at this that he's not going to make a perfect little world for his characters.

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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2004, 03:34:26 am »
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Onstad is good enough at this that he's not going to make a perfect little world for his characters.


Agreed.  Both have their problems.  I just didn't think it was all Molly.

Also, if Beef was any different he wouldn't be as awesome of a character.
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2004, 03:43:39 pm »
The thing about Molly, is that unlike the other characters, there's nothing inherently funny about her. She's basically there to be Beef's girlfriend.
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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2004, 05:34:18 pm »
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The thing about Molly, is that unlike the other characters, there's nothing inherently funny about her. She's basically there to be Beef's girlfriend.


I dunno, she has a rapport with Beef that I think works really well. As Beef usually plays straight man to Ray, Molly gets to play straight to Beef's insanity.

But maybe I just have a crush on a cartoon cat. IT HAPPENS, ON THE INTERNET.
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