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[slink]

Good to see Pat again in the actual strip, being a super sized homo jackass as ever. I love his double standards... 'Throw this filthy smut out, (after I read it).' What a complete dick!

And I like, 'I think that grandparents...'

[Bobby Isosceles]

Good to see Pat again in the actual strip, being a super sized homo jackass as ever. I love his double standards... 'Throw this filthy smut out, (after I read it).' What a complete dick!

And I like, 'I think that grandparents...'

And while we're at it, barbers shouldn't make much money.

[andalucia]

I don't understand why it's an archipelago, besides for alliterative purposes.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I don't understand why it's an archipelago, besides for alliterative purposes.

Because "brickolage of parasites sucking at the teat of public largesse" doesn't have the same concise feel.

[CortJstr]

I don't understand why it's an archipelago, besides for alliterative purposes.

I was thinking because tollbooths tend to be in groups of a dozen or so but each separated by a stretch of road.

And you know you're dealing with a nut-job when "godless" gets used in a non-ironic sense.

[slink]

Because "brickolage of parasites sucking at the teat of public largesse" doesn't have the same concise feel.

OK, it may not be as concise, but damn that rules too.

[Steve Hogan]

Past sounds like this guy I knew who insisted on filling the empty space at the end of every one of his mix tapes with "Tubular bells".

[Bozack]

Pat sounds like this guy I knew who insisted on filling the empty space at the end of every one of his mix tapes with "Tubular bells".

Man, my 8th grade teacher LOVED Mike Oldfield. It was only on subsequent, post-Middle School listenings that I started to realize it was kinda, ummm, lame.

[V-Adore]

I sort of kind of like "Tubular Bells," but not that much. Jeely kly.

Anyway, back on the comic: yeah, that's badly a "KKK goes to college" sort of tagline. (I've heard very similar rhetorical devices from our resident College Dick, the guy who insists that everyone who isn't paying full tuition is stealing college services from him.)

Also, I just love the fact that Pat included a mixtape. For no reason. It's so... Pat.

[wombat]

I don't understand why it's an archipelago, besides for alliterative purposes.

I was thinking because tollbooths tend to be in groups of a dozen or so but each separated by a stretch of road.

But it's not the tollbooths themselves that are being referred to, is it?  It's something more abstract about the affirmative action - industrial complex.

And you should update your blog Pat you lazy bastard.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I don't understand why it's an archipelago, besides for alliterative purposes.

I was thinking because tollbooths tend to be in groups of a dozen or so but each separated by a stretch of road.

But it's not the tollbooths themselves that are being referred to, is it?  It's something more abstract about the affirmative action - industrial complex.

And you should update your blog Pat you lazy bastard.

Overanalyzing diction
Of this and that
Makes you a prick
Just like Pat
Burma Shave

[jough]

So is this the "All Achewood Court" issue of the Playboy Advisor or what?  Three of them in a single issue?

My suspension of disbelief just went "twang."

However, if it brings Pat-funny goodness it is hard to complain.

The alt-text writer is also quite correct about Robert Fripp.  The guy aims to be Mr. Guitar or something.

I mean, he's no Yngwie Malmsteen.

[V-Adore]

So is this the "All Achewood Court" issue of the Playboy Advisor or what?  Three of them in a single issue?

My suspension of disbelief just went "twang."

To play devil's advocate: if this is the Underground version of the Playboy Advisor, the monomania is a little more understandable. I mean, we have no idea how the publishing culture of the Underground even works; maybe they just don't have very much range at all?

The alt-text writer is also quite correct about Robert Fripp.  The guy aims to be Mr. Guitar or something.

I mean, he's no Yngwie Malmsteen.

That is a low, low blow and is also so totally fair. Yes.

[Bobby Isosceles]

So is this the "All Achewood Court" issue of the Playboy Advisor or what?  Three of them in a single issue?

My suspension of disbelief just went "twang."

However, if it brings Pat-funny goodness it is hard to complain.

The alt-text writer is also quite correct about Robert Fripp.  The guy aims to be Mr. Guitar or something.

I mean, he's no Yngwie Malmsteen.

Sometimes I wonder if Onstad models Pat after you.

 :wink:

[jough]

Perhaps, but somehow I think Pat is an asshole unironically.