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« on: October 28, 2004, 05:44:04 pm »
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I'm talking about guys who crashed at friends' houses even though they had mustaches.


There's too much good shit in here, but I thought that was just inexplicable.

I think Téodor's is the blog that I've been most pleasantly surprised by. I mean, I pretty much knew that I would enjoy Lyle's, but I feel like I had no idea who Téodor really was.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2004, 06:15:11 pm »
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so I just sat and made stinky lines rise from my head while I fumed.


This made me laugh hard.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2004, 06:21:47 pm »
Also, Ray is apparently smoking again.  Philippe would not approve.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2004, 06:34:50 pm »
WHY HAS NOT MR. KAZENZAKIS UPDATED RECENTLY?
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2004, 06:52:41 pm »
Too busy shaking and puking, I'd imagine.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 06:55:03 pm »
Aw, man, many good things... like basically all of Ray's entry.  I also very much dug "extremely rained on".
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2004, 07:51:38 pm »
It saddens me that nobody has quoted this yet:

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I do not doubt for an instant that 7-Ball is going to go home and mainline Chinese hot mustard while he gets laid off from his job creating random words for Spam emails.

The concept of this job existing, let alone it being filled by a guy named "7-Ball," fills me with near-childish glee.

EDIT: Further thoughts, now that I'm more fully caught up:

I'm glad to hear that the Ekaterinburg thing is generally working out for Cornelius. We all pretty much know that the love thing will end in tears, but it sounds like he's genuinely enjoying the experience, so hopefully something will come of it regardless. I also really like his writing style; it's like the cool alive-stuffed-animal travel writer we all wish we knew.*

Also, LN using the word "abate." This is totally gold.

* Admittedly, the "alive stuffed animal" part is negotiable.
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2004, 08:36:22 pm »
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It saddens me that nobody has quoted this yet:

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I do not doubt for an instant that 7-Ball is going to go home and mainline Chinese hot mustard while he gets laid off from his job creating random words for Spam emails.

Well, I looked around at Ray's post, and I could have quoted just about anything, so I just put in the mustache thing because it killed me. I mean, what the hell do cats care from mustaches?
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2004, 11:37:12 pm »
OK, the phrase about mustacheoed men is now added to my lexicon.
But dang, I know kinda how he feels.

Never did like Tina, in a, it's great when she apears because it makes things really interesting, way.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2004, 11:02:11 pm »
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. . . a performance by Machetes de Fuego, this awesome machete performance troupe outta Quito.

This would be just crucial.
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2004, 02:21:59 am »
Only Ray would invent a drink which translates to "Wet Floor."


That's the only Spanish I learned from Taco Bell: "Cuidado: Piso Mojado" from the yellow just-been-mopped sign.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2004, 02:42:09 am »
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Only Ray would invent a drink which translates to "Wet Floor."

Considering what he was calling his maid are you surprised?
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2004, 03:27:42 am »
I think that a party with the theme "tequila and machetes" is a prime candidate for returning Roast Beef and/or Molly to Heaven.
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2004, 03:46:30 am »
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I think that a party with the theme "tequila and machetes" is a prime candidate for returning Roast Beef and/or Molly to Heaven.

Only if there's a roller skate.
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2004, 05:45:11 pm »
Did I somehow miss this?

The mind reels.
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