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V-Adore

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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2004, 05:40:42 pm »
An abrupt storyline drop now would make me a very sad panda.

I think he's just banging on the door; at least, I hope that thngs haven't escalated to the point of assault yet for Beef. Also I presume that Pat's rage is frustrated, since I can't imagine Ray ever giving him a gun.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2004, 07:06:49 pm »
I'm all for a literal interpretation.

In that last panel, he's obviously banging Gramma K.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2004, 07:07:36 pm »
Quote from: "Formica"
Truly, it is the limit that Beef is more protective of his plastic pet than he ever was of Molly, with regard to Gramma K..


I think it would have to do with that he respected Molly as being able to speak for herself (which Weldon can't really do, being a dog and all).
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2004, 07:12:50 pm »
The way to make this an ideal Shakesperean tragedy would be to have Beef walk in on Pat killing Weldon. Beef snaps and kills Pat. At this point, as a total coincidence, Molly gives in and goes to see Beef. Beef, in a rage, thinks Molly sent Pat to kill Weldon because she was jealous. Beef kills Molly, realizes what he has done and in a total wave of guilt pushes his own reset button in his chest and kills himself.

Ray comes on the scene, horrified, and utters:

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Nev'r before was there such a loss
Of these two lov'rs whose lives did cross
And with heavy head and grief-bound breast
We bring our tale of woe to rest.

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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2004, 07:14:50 pm »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
I'm all for a literal interpretation.

In that last panel, he's obviously banging Gramma K.


You're a sick sick man.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2004, 07:25:33 pm »
I haven't been around in a while (began to feel like a bit of a whelp), but when I saw this strip, I knew I had to comment.

It's beautiful, you're all beautiful, I love you all, I'm glad Beef has decided to become a man, etc.

Now I'm going to go back to having fever dreams.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2004, 07:30:40 pm »
Quote from: "Jay!"
I haven't been around in a while (began to feel like a bit of a whelp), but when I saw this strip, I knew I had to comment.

It's beautiful, you're all beautiful, I love you all, I'm glad Beef has decided to become a man, etc.

Now I'm going to go back to having fever dreams.



With burning brow and fev'red head
Adviséd you are to take to bed
Spare these urchins your presence
What you need is convalescence
With rest perhaps your life you save
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2004, 12:22:01 am »
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Pat comes over to kill Beef.

Finds Gramma K. instead.

Romance blossoms.

/Karnac


The only thing that could be finer than this is if Lyle manages to get their first romantic interlude on video.

I think it is time for some cartoon porn. I am curious to see what Gramma K looks like in the nude.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2004, 02:21:17 am »
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I am curious to see what Gramma K looks like in the nude.


[weeps]
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2004, 04:45:41 am »
Man, has Gramma K ever been on camera in any capacity ever? Ever? I would prefer that our first image of not be in a Lyle Taco production, personally.

That said, Beef goes around naked a lot. Naked doesn't necessarily mean "bits showing."
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2004, 05:26:33 am »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Man, has Gramma K ever been on camera in any capacity ever? Ever? I would prefer that our first image of not be in a Lyle Taco production, personally.

That said, Beef goes around naked a lot. Naked doesn't necessarily mean "bits showing."

Well we've never seen Beef or Ray's moms either. But they should at least sag less.

I just assumed that when Beef is in his regular clothes we see him as a regular cat. It's only when he does something special with his hair or has on a DK shirt or something that Chris bothers drawing the clothes. Also, only Ray has nipples showing, which implies that Beef/Pat are wearing shirts.
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2004, 05:36:47 am »
Quote from: "CortJstr"
Also, only Ray has nipples showing, which implies that Beef/Pat are wearing shirts.


Or maybe Ray has a shaving fetish, or Beef & Pat aren't neutered, and therefore had enough testosterone to prevent prominent nipples from developing.

How can we ever know? Corollary: Why might we want to?
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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2004, 05:55:59 am »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Man, has Gramma K ever been on camera in any capacity ever? Ever? I would prefer that our first image of not be in a Lyle Taco production, personally.


Yes, we've sort of seen Gramma Kazenzakis.

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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2004, 06:25:35 am »
He out-CJed CJ!

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17-11-04 "I am the law, I am the lash!"
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2004, 06:47:03 am »
Yeah, but "Silverberged" is too cumbersome to catch on, so the verb itself isn't in any trouble.
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