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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« on: November 23, 2004, 10:36:06 am »
Aw.. tricking poor Philippe like that!  I am surprised he didn't look closer before the 20,000 seconds though ;D

..and I like Ray's attire... oh mayyn... gladiator-like.. wonder what the hell that's about...
[edit:  ah, I read the alt-text.. eBay... that silly Ray!]

Hopefully Mr. Bear's alright.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2004, 12:38:50 pm »
Bless you Phillipe!
Each little peek I get into Ray's private life just makes me worried.
And happy.
How cool is his life?
Also, wouldn't a phone call be a better way of communicating an emergency?
Although Ray's handset is hell of dilapidated.
I think Corny will be ok. I can't see a funeral in Achewood's future.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2004, 01:21:12 pm »
I'm worried that it may be the little piggy went to market that pushes Mr bear irretrievably towards the light.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2004, 01:55:56 pm »
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I'm worried that it may be the little piggy went to market that pushes Mr bear irretrievably towards the light.


Ah, but is anything irretrievable, here in Achewood, California?
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2004, 02:02:54 pm »
Am I the only one who needed Google to figure out that 20,000 seconds is about 5 and half hours?

I kind of wish Ray had left the helmet on when he went to the computer.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2004, 02:20:31 pm »
Jesus! Pat is the world's biggest ayyyyyyyyhole. Shoots an innocent man and then lies to a five year old child(otter) and runs away.

Man's got no stones.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2004, 02:30:19 pm »
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I kind of wish Ray had left the helmet on when he went to the computer.


This makes me hope for an Onstad Delayed EditŠ wherein this obvious oversight is corrected.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2004, 03:07:59 pm »
Pat doesn't look very sorry/afraid (dick!). Sure, he wants to get away from the scene of the crime, but I'm afraid he's still on his way to find Beef. He's already a fugitive, so what's a couple more murders?

Git 'im, Gramma!
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2004, 03:57:19 pm »
I can't believe I just thought of this but why is Teodor IMing Ray about this? Shouldn't he be calling him from the hospital? Or are we assuming that he has an IM client on his phone?
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2004, 04:07:14 pm »
What the hell is "miggroid"?
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2004, 04:17:26 pm »
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Am I the only one who needed Google to figure out that 20,000 seconds is about 5 and half hours?


Seems like a calculator should have been adequate.  Of course, Google can be used as a calculator.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2004, 04:18:42 pm »
The lack of urgency makes me think that for an alive stuffed animal, getting shot might not be that big of a deal, except perhaps aesthetically.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2004, 04:29:47 pm »
Yeah, Teodor seems calm enough that I suspect this isn't any big deal. I hope it's no big deal, anyway, because... man, Cornelius doesn't show up that much anymore, but I'd miss him if he were gone, you know? He's one of the big three, those who were there before the Dirtiest Dudes in Town had distinguishable personalities.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2004, 04:58:13 pm »
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Am I the only one who needed Google to figure out that 20,000 seconds is about 5 and half hours?

Seems like a calculator should have been adequate.  Of course, Google can be used as a calculator.

I did it the easy way.

I'm so confounded. Clearly the stuffed animals eat, sleep, and use the toilet but do they actually have organs? Can Mr. Bear be fixed with some thread or do we need Dr. Andretti? How many days will Chris take off for Thanksgiving? Who's touching my ass?

I didn't say stop.
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BROADICUS DICKUS - 11/23
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2004, 05:13:20 pm »
I think it would be the sort of situation that would mean some serious work with some stuffing and a needle & thread.
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