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« on: November 23, 2004, 09:15:38 pm »
I have to say that I absolutely do not approve of Sober Lyle.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2004, 09:30:27 pm »
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I'm reading Lyle's posts and totally thinking of Flowers for Algernon.


Deep and Grelicious, my miggroid. I can totally see that.
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2004, 09:36:35 pm »
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I'm reading Lyle's posts and totally thinking of Flowers for Algernon.

Deep and Grelicious, my miggroid. I can totally see that.

Did I just stumble into NewsRadio?

Gizzizup, my disnoofus.
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2004, 09:49:42 pm »
Oh man, poor Lyle's totally lost it.  I never liked him, but this is awful.
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2004, 09:53:04 pm »
Yeah, I can't believe he's too far gone to realize that he's living in the ultimate stereotypical porn scenario.
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2004, 10:01:03 pm »
Nah, they'll give him a sip of wine or something and he'll be right back to normal.
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2004, 10:19:52 pm »
It's pretty obvious he's planning his escape, so I'm sure he'll be drunk and back to normal soon enough.
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2004, 12:29:03 am »
I don't know what you guys are on; Lyleblog is awesome.  (maybe it's just because Lyle's one of my favorites)  Personally, I think the combination of being sober + reading all those Bonnie Branigan Sisters Mystery Series books are what's making him write like this.  It's hilarious.

If it's in italics, it has to be irrefutably true
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2004, 05:05:15 pm »
Lyle is a perfectly functioning, efficient system: when prevented from getting drunk, his competence increases until it reaches the point where he can circumvent whatever obstacles stand between him and the bottle. I marvel at the exquisite work of evolution.
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2004, 05:19:01 pm »
FerJ - Did you steal that avatar from somewhere, or did you make your own Meatwad at such as a barbecue?
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2004, 06:25:50 pm »
I'm badly looking forward to Lyle's escape.

Also, this is a little late, but Nice Pete's novel is poetry. I can entirely grok Eustance K. Dobbs's holistic gestalt, you know?
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2004, 09:12:02 pm »
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FerJ - Did you steal that avatar from somewhere, or did you make your own Meatwad at such as a barbecue?

I found the picture somewhere on the internet; I only wish I had thought to do something so clever!
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2004, 02:11:28 am »
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Lyle is a perfectly functioning, efficient system: when prevented from getting drunk, his competence increases until it reaches the point where he can circumvent whatever obstacles stand between him and the bottle. I marvel at the exquisite work of evolution.

This is beautiful, and I know this
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Not quite reached the pinnacle of evolution yet, though.  He doesn't wake up with the gin already in him.

will come true eventually. I really am impressed at how much depth the blogs add to particular characters. I really enjoy Pat, Lyle, and Téodor even more now than I did before the blogs.
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2004, 02:14:04 pm »
Man, the soberer Lyle gets, the more like an obssesive-compulsive Mr. Bear he becomes.
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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2004, 02:18:04 am »
What would you put on a cornish hen bar?
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