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[AugustWest]

Ouch.  Ouch.  Ouch.

Good on you, Beef.  Further proof that there's a rapier wit beneath that sad sack exterior.

[Mantonio]

Ouch.  Ouch.  Ouch.

Good on you, Beef.  Further proof that there's a rapier wit beneath that sad sack exterior.

I'd like to seem him try that out on Lyle. No, scratch that - Beef doesn't need to meet Trouble Man and No-No again.

[Carlos del Vaca]

"What has gotten into you two?"

The better part of a fifth of fig vodka, I'll reckon.

[CortJstr]

That actually would make a pretty good book for Mr. Bear to write.

And I hope he waited until the end of the movie to get up and talk to them or some Spice viewers will be very angry and confused.

[wombat]

But, um, tigers don't have manes like that.  Surely they are thinking of lions.  Or are they all that tragically out of touch with their heritage?

[Bobby Isosceles]

But, um, tigers don't have manes like that.  Surely they are thinking of lions.  Or are they all that tragically out of touch with their heritage?

Also, to be blunt about it, the ancestral cat from which genus Panthera (big cats) and genus Felis diverged did not have manes. Manes are something that's unique to lions, and even differs between subspecies of lion.  A domestic cat never had an ancestor with a mane.

Then again, it's a comic and who am I to complain.

The conversation is evidence that Ray and Beef are a little tippled on something though, or at least hyped on the fact that they are wearing manes. Perhaps the manes do bring out one's inner lion -- but one's inner lion is a bit of an asshole (picture the asshole lion voiced by Adam Carolla)

Today's Finnish music video is a little dance hit inspired by Rocky IV entitled Fire. I figured with all the nostalgia running rampant people would appreciate Rocky IV.

Also for reasons unexplainable here is a news story about an exploding Zamboni.
p.s. adam carolla is an asshole

[PinkStainlessTail]

Is that 3 pound underwear £3 or 3 lbs? Or both?

[wombat]

Also, to be blunt about it, the ancestral cat from which genus Panthera (big cats) and genus Felis diverged did not have manes. Manes are something that's unique to lions, and even differs between subspecies of lion.  A domestic cat never had an ancestor with a mane.

Yeah, yeah, but see, that's the saddest thing.  They are trying to get in touch with their roots and they are so far from them that they have no idea what their roots are, like how I don't know what town in Italy my grandparents came from.  It all makes sense now.

[jough]

Well, "I am your mom taking you to school in the car of pain" is probably the weirdest zinger I've heard this week.

Wasn't there a similar line in the "Dodgeball" movie?  Are we getting an inner look at Onstad's Netflix queue?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Also, to be blunt about it, the ancestral cat from which genus Panthera (big cats) and genus Felis diverged did not have manes. Manes are something that's unique to lions, and even differs between subspecies of lion.  A domestic cat never had an ancestor with a mane.

Yeah, yeah, but see, that's the saddest thing.  They are trying to get in touch with their roots and they are so far from them that they have no idea what their roots are, like how I don't know what town in Italy my grandparents came from.  It all makes sense now.

A brilliant idea based on this involving Pat exiled from Achewood for shooting Beef, returning to the Serengeti, meeting and falling in love with a lioness named Apollonia, only to see her die tragically in a misfired assassination attempt involving a car starter, has formed.

[AugustWest]

Today's Finnish music video is a little dance hit inspired by Rocky IV entitled Fire. I figured with all the nostalgia running rampant people would appreciate Rocky IV.

OK, how can you not like a song with a hook like,

"Your fiiiiiire,
gonna take you hiiiiigher,"

delivered utterly unironically.  How, I ask you, how?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Today's Finnish music video is a little dance hit inspired by Rocky IV entitled Fire. I figured with all the nostalgia running rampant people would appreciate Rocky IV.

OK, how can you not like a song with a hook like,

"Your fiiiiiire,
gonna take you hiiiiigher,"

delivered utterly unironically.  How, I ask you, how?

I absolutely love:

"I must break you!"

and then cut to the duelling turntables!

[jough]

"I must break you." is one of those wonderful matter of fact statements and one of my favourite lines from any film in the 80s.  It's saying "I don't WANT to break you, I don't NEED to break you, yet I MUST."

[Bobby Isosceles]

"I must break you." is one of those wonderful matter of fact statements and one of my favourite lines from any film in the 80s.  It's saying "I don't WANT to break you, I don't NEED to break you, yet I MUST."

In Soviet Russia, must breaks YOU!

[AugustWest]

"I must break you." is one of those wonderful matter of fact statements and one of my favourite lines from any film in the 80s.  It's saying "I don't WANT to break you, I don't NEED to break you, yet I MUST."

In Soviet Russia, must breaks YOU!

Or if you're an elephant.