Didn't you move to Portland to be closer to your finceé/wife though? We thought you were away from AK.
Anyway, happy new year everyone. I drank about half a bottle of the nice old Glenlivet (or "THE Glenlivet" as the bottle says) which is nearly as old as I am, and I am drowsy. I also bit off a nice chunk of the tip of my tongue earlier somehow and my entire head is throbbing.
So that went good for you. Yeah, I moved to PDX to be near her, but I didn't give up my job or anything. Right now I'm working as a petroleum engineer dealing with well integrity issues. I supervise a crew of 7 technicians who go into the field and test the wells (I used to work on that crew).
As for this:
Holy, holy, holy crap! You work at like the end of the fuck*ng earth! Compared to you, Linnea lives in Manhattan! When's the last time you saw the sun? Man. That would absolutely kill me.
it's sort of like comparing apples and different, smaller apples. I've spent some time where Linnea is, and it's almost more of the same. The only difference is that she actually lives there, with other people who live there, and nobody lives where I am - we just go back and forth in 1, 2, or 3 week shifts. The Aleutians are a bit more picturesque, though. I think they are warmer, too, but I've never been there in winter.
It's normally somewhere around 20 to 30 degrees below zero here, with a 20 to 30 mph wind. I'll leave it to you to figure the wind chill. The worst conditions I've actually worked outside in here was a lovely stretch of -100+ degree wind chill conditions, at one point reaching 125 degrees below zero. It's all about layers, people.
And yes, it pays extremely well. If I could get a job making half as much in Portland, I'd do that, though.