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[Asherdan]

[wombat]

No, no, the title must be 'Bless the baby angel.'

It is indeed heartwarming that Ray, with all his riches, can still appreciate the simple things in life.

[arkabee]

this may be the best comic strip, nay, the best thing, period, ever.

a cat shouts, downstairs, to his cat friend:
hey dude, come look in my toilet!

the cat answers the call.

[V-Adore]

I don't think Ray actually, you know, went in the toilet or anything. I think he was just generally admiring it.

That said, the second panel just reads like Philippe dialogue to me. 2000 Flushes is totally something Philippe would be excited about, too.

[CortJstr]

I don't think Ray actually, you know, went in the toilet or anything. I think he was just generally admiring it.

That said, the second panel just reads like Philippe dialogue to me. 2000 Flushes is totally something Philippe would be excited about, too.

Philippe keeps a little chart where he ticks off each flush and demands that Teodor make a cake or something should it last more than 2000 flushes. But Lyle won't mark his flushes down which makes Philippe very angry.

I may have a problem.

[Bozack]

Hmmm, I DO like toilet-bowl blue, man. It's like Cancun, in my bowl.

[wombat]

I hereby forgive Asherdan for changing his damn avatar.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Simple pleasures like blue toilet water makes one pine for the fjords.

And so it is, we celebrate today's Achewood with the best Scandinavian video ever. Today's video is what appears to be a Norwegian Disco instruction video; except, with traditional Norse stiffness, these fellows can't dance. The music itself starts at about the two minute mark, at which point all the Norsemen appear to be doing bizarre chicken dances to a Teutonic rendition of "Moscow."

Link Here (MPEG format)

[jough]

This is one of my favourite strips in... days.

Seriously, whatever selling laser printed copies of strips for $20 (or twice that  for the inclusion of the frame) has done to Onstad's creative output, damn, keep those new merchandise ideas comin'.

[linnea]

Hmmm, I DO like toilet-bowl blue, man. It's like Cancun, in my bowl.

It reminds me of Ray taking illicit chugs of blue curaçao over at Crystal's place. Curaçao blue is indeed a beautiful thing, whether it is the color of a tropical ocean, in a fruity Blue Hawaiian drink, ringing Ray's mouth, or gracing Ray's toilet.

Amen.

This strip made me so happy, and I don't know why. A day like today is so good that even drowning in the cold unforgiving sea doesn't sound so bad.

And Ash, please bite your tongue. I fuckin' hated the Barry Bass strips.

[Bobby Isosceles]

It reminds me of Ray taking illicit chugs of blue curaçao over at Crystal's place. Curaçao blue is indeed a beautiful thing, whether it is the color of a tropical ocean, in a fruity Blue Hawaiian drink, ringing Ray's mouth, or gracing Ray's toilet.

Behold a mixed drink that I have created:

1/2 cup milk or soy milk (plain)
Three shots of Bailey's
One and a half shots of Blue Curacao
Crumble two Oreo cookies into the drink and stir

It tastes exactly like the residue from Froot Loops!

I call it "Smurf cum."

[AugustWest]

Halcyon water
Swirling clockwise in my head
Bluer than heaven

[Nabubrush]

Hey I gotta idea, Bobby. Why don't you come over to my house, and recite Burma Shave slogans, and throw up in my mouth.



I'm not proud, but I'm not ashamed. Are anyone's rights being violated?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Hey I gotta idea, Bobby. Why don't you come over to my house, and recite Burma Shave slogans, and throw up in my mouth.



I'm not proud, but I'm not ashamed. Are anyone's rights being violated?

I dated a girl who was into stuff like that.

[Bozack]

I dated a girl who was into stuff like that.

I think we ALL dated that girl.