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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2005, 05:06:32 pm »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
I would not want to see Onstad when his inner Pat comes out to play.

Sage wisdom, that.

If ever Pat needed a shanking, it was then. Actually, all the time, but right then in particular.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2005, 05:24:24 pm »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
I would not want to see Onstad when his inner Pat comes out to play.

I thought that was when he posted here.


Damn, beat me to it!
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2005, 06:14:41 pm »
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2005, 06:21:40 pm »
I can see the first undergrad psychology essay about Achewood now:

Ray is who Onstad wants to be, Beef is who he fears he may be, and Pat is who is really is.

Oh, it's all so Freudian I need a cigar.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2005, 06:54:39 pm »
As a whole this strip is insanely beautiful:
At a party at the cat in the thong's blue toilet, the asshole cat shows up with prunes covered in carob which he describes as chocolate covered cherries. The emotionally imbalanced cat proceeds to gag on them as he's berated by the asshole cat. The overweight squirrel fresh out of prison proceeds to stab the asshole cat in front of the blue toilet, the hibachi and the other party goers... in the ankle.

I also love the martini resting on the back of the toilet.
I'm becoming Roast Beef more and more every day it's shocking.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2005, 07:31:23 pm »
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I'm becoming Roast Beef more and more every day it's shocking.

Your initiation is progressing nicely. Although you could stand to use more Beefspeak.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2005, 07:38:03 pm »
I've been reading the stip for years but not posting here.
I went through a Lyle phase and a Philippe phase, but now I'm settling into Roastbeefiness. I was seriously wondering how much sodium was in my curry last night.
I think his threatening sexual assault to Pat and moving out was a big maturing step for us both and we were able to bridge the gap to becoming one another. I too have a lot of shirts that say ridiculous things that I will never wear. "What the hell people?"
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2005, 07:47:14 pm »
My favorite part: Ray continues to squat within puking distance of the toilet.  I think he gazes into the deep blue bowl and imagines a tiny little surfer.

Or maybe the Ti-D-Bowl man, all wearing his captain's hat, speedboating around the commode, pulling some waterskiers behind his miniature craft...
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2005, 07:48:49 pm »
Roast Beef Quote of the month:

"If I could ever do a single thing to not screw up my life it would be a goddam miracle."

I just read this blog and I just about died. In real life, he would be my best friend ever!
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2005, 07:51:01 pm »
What's this about being vegan? Isn't a regular chocolate-covered CUNT vegan, as long as you use dark chocolate?
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2005, 07:54:57 pm »
I just wish Todd had shot Pat.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2005, 07:57:48 pm »
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Or maybe the Ti-D-Bowl man, all wearing his captain's hat, speedboating around the commode, pulling some waterskiers behind his miniature craft...

I thought that was Red Man on a Jetski.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2005, 09:03:17 pm »
I wonder if Todd is going to fuck Pat in the ankle now.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2005, 09:34:22 pm »
I would love a Todd Blog.
It would make my day.
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Shank 'em - 13th January 2005
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2005, 09:40:56 pm »
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Except for the bit where Todd is hell of illiterate.


Another new avatar?  Fickle!
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