Ummmmm.....
1994 Dark Blue Volvo- "The Nightcrawler", purchased in 2002
The first time I took this car out, I was on a date with a girl who was hit by ANOTHER car that very night. Two weeks later, a Nigerian seminary student whose insurance lapsed 10 days earlier slammed into it, pushing it against a tree, which fucked up the passenger-side door. A year later, heavy storms cause a massive branch to fall on the car, nigh-crushing it. While waiting for the insurance stuff to go through to get the roof of the car fixed, my brother and I were driving down a fairly busy stretch of road when we hear a ping. Then, suddenly, the engine goes silent. Then, the brakes lock up. A belt in the engine had broken, and had then spun around the inside of the engine like some sort of mechanical reaper, bending every pin in the engine. The estimated repair cost was $4000. The car cost $7000 when we bought it. The insurance company declared it totaled and cut us a check.
1996 Giant-ass Maroon Chevy Van- "Behemoth"
My family got this because we kept having to take long road-trips with two violins and a cello. Then, we quit taking those trips, but we still have this van, the hugeness of which is difficult to convey in words. I drove it to Bonnaroo.
2002 Black Honda 4-Door Something- "K.I.T.T."
This is what my family sorta shares now. God, I love it.
That's basically it, in terms of car talk. Notice I don't know the models of these cars. That is because car companies need better names for their cars. If I was driving a Honda Optimus Prime, you bet your ass I'd know what model my car was.
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