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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« on: January 20, 2005, 12:51:28 pm »
Hell, eating sandwiches on the internet at the beckon call of a perverted russian automaton beats the crap out of working at Wendy's.

Poor Molly... I can just picture her in the dark closet, with a broom leaning up against the wall beside her, stepping in a mop bucket and slowly taking a bite of a six-inch roasted chicken on wheat with tomatoes and light mayo. Crying. Asking for some salt.
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2005, 01:09:30 pm »
No, not Molly, it can't be Molly...I...I refuse to believe it.
Why?
Why would she do that?
Beef, it's time to do something about this.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2005, 01:36:57 pm »
I have a soft spot for Molly because 1.) She reminds me of my wife, and 2.) My little dachshund is named Molly, and she is quite adorable.

Kick his metal ass, Beef.
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2005, 01:55:32 pm »
Subway started toasting their subs now, isn't that enough innovation for Vlad? Why does he need more humiliation?
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2005, 02:04:27 pm »
Ooooooooooooh, that's cold.  Maybe it is a better gig than being yelled at by Taco Bell customers, but still, poor Beef seeing his girl like that.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2005, 02:30:50 pm »
I knew this whole thing was going somewhere
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2005, 02:34:08 pm »
I physically winced when I read that last speech balloon.
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2005, 03:07:03 pm »
I want to cry.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2005, 03:20:36 pm »
Of course it was Molly.  Who else would it be?  And what's so horrible about being paid to eat a sandwich while people watch remotely?
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2005, 03:49:15 pm »
If Vlad is to be believed, the second phase of this endeavor, once he is able to move it out of the Subway closet, will involve significantly less clothes.

I also project the sandwiches in question will be entering the body though additional orifices. This is only a theory.
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2005, 03:55:21 pm »
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I also project the sandwiches in question will be entering the body though additional orifices. This is only a theory.


AND THEN THE BIRTHDAY CAKES
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2005, 04:24:38 pm »
Molly is too good for any sort of cam work. Plus, her and Beef.
HER AND BEEF!
I think we've discovered Va's secret pleasure.
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2005, 05:12:39 pm »
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I think we've discovered Va's secret pleasure.


We may have discovered Jough's secret pleasure, too.
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2005, 05:33:23 pm »
I do love a good sandwich, which is a thing that is extraordinarily hard to come by at Subway.

I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.  I'll bet all of you have, too.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2005, 05:37:22 pm »
I was just eating my lunch out in the car and some guy walking by looked at me through the windshield. I tried to charge him a dollar, but he just kept walking faster and faster until I couldn't keep up anymore.

Deadbeat.
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