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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2005, 05:41:15 pm »
Awww, this made me really sad. Damn you, Vlad! Beef, represent! The King of Make-Outs is calling your girlfriend a nasty dame!

NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE FORCED FLUFFING OF HOGS!
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2005, 05:47:39 pm »
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE FORCED FLUFFING OF HOGS!

That is a whole different web-cam. Probably involving the word "humiliation."
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2005, 05:48:11 pm »
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I do love a good sandwich, which is a thing that is extraordinarily hard to come by at Subway.

I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.  I'll bet all of you have, too.


I disagree.  Subway is the perfect combination of ubiquity, inexpensiveness, and mediocre to decent quality.

And no, eating a sandwich is not a bad thing to do on camera, but one only has to be merely acquainted with Vlad to know it won't stop with deep throating a sub.

And I'm not thinking of a wrap here, people.
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2005, 05:53:30 pm »
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I disagree.  Subway is the perfect combination of ubiquity, inexpensiveness, and mediocre to decent quality.


Granted, but "mediocre to decent" != "good".
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2005, 05:57:32 pm »
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I disagree.  Subway is the perfect combination of ubiquity, inexpensiveness, and mediocre to decent quality.


Granted, but "mediocre to decent" != "good".


I should have added "and sometimes good" but I really just wanted to defend the honor of Subway.  It was the first job I really liked.
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2005, 06:15:30 pm »
This makes me sad but I hope the shock empowers beef to do something pro-active again. He has the power, he has the will, and now the motivation. This could get good.
Maybe he'll shove Vlad's face in the blue toilet!
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2005, 06:27:57 pm »
Giant condoms, and now the submarine sandwiches to put them on. Nooooooooo!

My S.O. and I were just talking about this when I accidentally sneezed on him.  I immediatly apologized, and then pondered if anyone in the world would get off on being sneezed on.  We basically came to the conclusion that there is likly a fetish for anything, and that if you look hard enough, it's probably out there on the internet.  We're god damn dirty apes!
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2005, 06:29:15 pm »
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I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.


I'm worried about Va, people.  Is there anything we can do?
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2005, 06:37:02 pm »
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I disagree.  Subway is the perfect combination of ubiquity, inexpensiveness, and mediocre to decent quality.


Granted, but "mediocre to decent" != "good".


it IS fast food
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2005, 06:41:10 pm »
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Giant condoms, and now the submarine sandwiches to put them on. Nooooooooo!

My S.O. and I were just talking about this when I accidentally sneezed on him.  I immediatly apologized, and then pondered if anyone in the world would get off on being sneezed on.  We basically came to the conclusion that there is likly a fetish for anything, and that if you look hard enough, it's probably out there on the internet.  We're god damn dirty apes!

This fetish almost certainly exists. I'm not going looking for it, though.

Anyway, yes, I suspect Beef will be unleashing just a terrifying flurry of ass-kicking. Furious Kazenzakis Power, go! Besides, as we know, no party in Achewood can end without a r0-b0t gettin' his hardware handed to him in a paper bag.
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2005, 06:44:47 pm »
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I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.


I'm worried about Va, people.  Is there anything we can do?




yeah....that's it... go ahead, take a bite...yeeeessssssssss...... is that egg salad? ohmygodohmygodohmygod.....

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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2005, 06:56:32 pm »
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And no, eating a sandwich is not a bad thing to do on camera, but one only has to be merely acquainted with Vlad to know it won't stop with deep throating a sub.

And I'm not thinking of a wrap here, people.


You...you don't mean those big cookies do you?
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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2005, 07:16:33 pm »
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I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.


I'm worried about Va, people.  Is there anything we can do?


Short of forcibly preventing me from eating in restaurants?  No.
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1/20/05 - Molly?!
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2005, 08:24:58 pm »
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I have allowed complete strangers to view me eating a sandwich many times for FREE.


I'm worried about Va, people.  Is there anything we can do?


I've got a full Subway Club card...
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« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2005, 08:25:54 pm »
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Short of forcibly preventing me from eating in restaurants?  No.


Well, I mean....if that's what it takes.

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