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[V-Adore]

Full points for the "many tiny panels" format and also for the consolation gift. Ray is really a much nicer guy when he's just totally stoned off his ass.

[cellardoor]

C'mon, Ray always tries to be nice. I think i'm to go find me a piece of driftwood myself.
That is an awesome present.

[southworth813]

"Of course Teodor doesn't like sports. He listens to the Cure."

This statement is more lucid than any stoned cartoon cat has the right to make.

I like how Ray calls Teodor on his cell phone, when he's clearly only in the next room.

I don't like when real people do that, however.

[cellardoor]

I regularly listen to "Disintegration" whilst on the rowing machine.
That is all.

[Steve Hogan]

I can't imagine Robert Smith having a soccer ball bouncing off his head.  It would get all snarled like a blowgiraffe fighting a sea anemone.

[CortJstr]

I'd like to know what Ray would've said if Teodor did like soccer

[Turbo Ninja]

Coming Soon to the Achewood Shop: limited-edition pieces of driftwood with "The Cure" scrawled on them.

I would buy one because it would remind about eternity.

Is it possible Ray was smoking catnip rather than weed?  I've seen some cats get straight-up funky on the mean green kitty herb.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Ray's intoxicated stream of consciousness reminds me of a drinking story that I must relate here.

We were toasting at a party, shot after shot after shot, and soon, we had run out of things to toast.

Host: What shall we toast to next:
Me: We should toast someone... who's can defeat ... who's more badass than HITLER!
Max, this English Guy: I know! MACGYVER!

We all pause momentarily.

All twenty people in the kitchen: ROAR! TO MACGYVER!

[cellardoor]

Woah, does that mean you toasted Hitler?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Woah, does that mean you toasted Hitler?

No, we toasted Macgyver because he was so badass he could defeat Hitler. Single-handedly.

[cellardoor]

With a potato and a rusted paperclip.

[jough]

Mad props to a man who can make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum and a toilet paper tube.

I like the "the cat is high and there are tiny panels many of which are repeated" thing, but if this continues until monday the tombstone for this joke's plot will be on me.

[V-Adore]

Ray's intoxicated stream of consciousness reminds me of a drinking story that I must relate here.

We were toasting at a party, shot after shot after shot, and soon, we had run out of things to toast.

Host: What shall we toast to next:
Me: We should toast someone... who's can defeat ... who's more badass than HITLER!
Max, this English Guy: I know! MACGYVER!

We all pause momentarily.

All twenty people in the kitchen: ROAR! TO MACGYVER!

This reminds me very much of a seriously inebriated New Year's Eve party I attended where every pronouncement (most of which were toasts) was punctuated with "... and STEVE MCQUEEN!", always yelled. I guess Steve was the most badass guy that my drunken friends could think of at the moment.

(Other highlights of the party: a friend attempting to get drunk fo the first time and complaining that he'd had six Jello shots, why wasn't he feeling any different?! Never mind that the six Jello shots were spaced out over four hours or so of snacking...)

[Bobby Isosceles]

Ray's intoxicated stream of consciousness reminds me of a drinking story that I must relate here.

We were toasting at a party, shot after shot after shot, and soon, we had run out of things to toast.

Host: What shall we toast to next:
Me: We should toast someone... who's can defeat ... who's more badass than HITLER!
Max, this English Guy: I know! MACGYVER!

We all pause momentarily.

All twenty people in the kitchen: ROAR! TO MACGYVER!

This reminds me very much of a seriously inebriated New Year's Eve party I attended where every pronouncement (most of which were toasts) was punctuated with "... and STEVE MCQUEEN!", always yelled. I guess Steve was the most badass guy that my drunken friends could think of at the moment.

(Other highlights of the party: a friend attempting to get drunk fo the first time and complaining that he'd had six Jello shots, why wasn't he feeling any different?! Never mind that the six Jello shots were spaced out over four hours or so of snacking...)

I wonder how Richard Dean Anderson would have fared in The Great Escape.

I am currently on a mission to find out who owns the rights to MacGyver. I want to propose to the suits the concept of a MacGyver remake, maybe in the vein of the Shaft remake, starring Alton Brown. Alton Brown as the next generation MacGyver is only the coolest thing on earth.

[miles]

This reminds me very much of a seriously inebriated New Year's Eve party I attended where every pronouncement (most of which were toasts) was punctuated with "... and STEVE MCQUEEN!", always yelled. I guess Steve was the most badass guy that my drunken friends could think of at the moment.

Steve McQueen is definitely one of the most badass guys of all time.  I'd have his babies any day.  Except that he's dead.  And I'm male.  And not gay.

I also like the tiny little panels, just hope it's not a change in format.

And I'll have everyone know I listen to the Cure and like sports.  I know, it's silly.

Teodor is definitely pissed off in the second panel of the second row.  Or at least annoyed.  Notice how swiftly he turns around.

Also, it just occurred to me how silly it is to assume someone--an American, actually--doesn't like sports just because he doesn't like soccer.  Even though it is the second greatest sport in the world, it seems that most Americans don't realize this once they get past the age of 11.