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2 February 2005 -- entering enemy mode... 96%
« on: February 02, 2005, 05:33:50 am »
The return of Click *****! And also Ultra Peanut! Can love be on the horizon? I mean, it's not like anything as simple as a tiny, angry ***** ever broke up true love.

Also, note the maintenance of the billion-panels approach even after Ray's stoning has ended. Or is this supposed to be still part of Ray's drug trip? Hm.
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 05:55:57 am »
No two ways about it, that was pretty fuck*ng great. Liked the Ray dashing off to do his Own Thing in panel one, as well. Dig that posture - he is in the grip of some painful ideas at the moment. This may be immediately pre-garage (I may have read entirely too many amateur annotations in my lifetime, yes).

For that matter, I like the Ray that would make a (presumably) trans-pacific phone call to invite Ultra Peanut, whatever the hell relation she is to anybody ("Hi! This is Ray! -- Smuckles! My friend Philippe saw you naked, once, and my toilet is really blue right now, and there's grilling!"), to his "Blue Toilet Water 2005" party.

Enemy Mode also takes a while to load up, and in the meantime, you just have to stand there and wait for it. That is what comes of being an Enemy.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2005, 06:21:17 am »
*sniff*

Poor Philippe. Why can't people just be nice to him?
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2005, 06:48:47 am »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
Throwing a party is sure a great excuse to revisit characters that have been absent for a while.


So it seems, especially since Ray's parties just seem to attract people without them needing to be invited, I'm pretty sure Blister and the *****s just showed up on their own.
Although assuming that Ultra Peanut had to come from Japan then it is possible that the party started to attract her before it had even begun. That or this blue toilet party was not as spontaneous as Ray made out.

'Ha ha! He want to Kill you!' is also a classic Ultra Peanut line.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2005, 07:13:46 am »
I'm going to pretend this is my second post.

"wouldn't it say "screw you, man" in reverse like in a mirror if it came out forwards on Phillippe??"

I'm glad that's out of the way.
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2005, 07:32:55 am »
Is "*****" censored for no reason on this message board? *#*#*. *****. #*#*#. **#**. ROXBOT.

anywho. To continue being pedantic, why did Urrta Peanut call Phillipe, "Phillippe," in this previous comic, but not in today's? lame. decent otherwise.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2005, 07:49:32 am »
Quote from: "mkilly"
anywho. To continue being pedantic, why did Urrta Peanut call Phillipe, "Phillippe," in this previous comic, but not in today's? lame. decent otherwise.


Dude, give her a break.  She's been away from Engrish speakers for two fuck*ng years, man.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2005, 07:54:04 am »
Your mirror image complaint assumes that Click ***** just heated up. My theory is that knowing that he was going to brand Philippe, he mirror-imaged his text and then lunged at his neck to permanently tattoo him into disgrace.

I hope Philippe gets this worked out. He is only five, people.
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2005, 07:54:47 am »
yeah and wtf is up with the censoring of the word *****

piss
poop
fuck
shit
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2005, 08:19:39 am »
HI - Today is my joiniversary, so I figured I should post.  I've actually been lurking since around the time this board started, but I have issues.  Also, my only other post is lame. Anyway, I really enjoy the many boxes format - and Philippe's eyes in the last panel.  Thank you and see you next year.
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2005, 08:27:58 am »
Welcome Pat!

Well, this comic really takes the tiny windows approach to a new level.  It's funny, it brings back an old character (the "why you no..." construction is very accurate and also funny - I used to play chess with a Korean man who would always ask "Why you no..." when he questioned a move I made).

Click *#*#*'s revenge isn't swift, but it's harsh and inevitable.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2005, 08:29:54 am »
Quote from: "foolio"
Your mirror image complaint assumes that Click ##### just heated up. My theory is that knowing that he was going to brand Philippe, he mirror-imaged his text and then lunged at his neck to permanently tattoo him into disgrace.

I hope Philippe gets this worked out. He is only five, people.


i agree with foolio on his first post.  not so much the subsequent post.
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2005, 01:21:07 pm »
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I hope Philippe gets this worked out. He is only five, people.


In the words of Pat Benatar "Hell is for children"
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2005, 01:42:01 pm »
I don't know if Ultra Peanut and Click ***** are going to give him the support he needs at this age.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2005, 02:03:21 pm »
Hey, you know what's funny?
Foreign people.


Yeah... I didn't dig this.
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