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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2005, 04:47:43 pm »
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Onstad, if you are reading this, I will commission you to make a painting of Phillipe and Ultra Peanut in this pose.


I think that would be the most disturbing Achewood painting ever. That would even be the case if Onstad were to do one of Pat holding his own skull.
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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2005, 04:51:45 pm »
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I think that would be the most disturbing Achewood painting ever. That would even be the case if Onstad were to do one of Pat holding his own skull.


Disturbing?  Pat holding his own skull would basically be like treasure.
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2005, 04:52:57 pm »
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I think that would be the most disturbing Achewood painting ever. That would even be the case if Onstad were to do one of Pat holding his own skull.


Disturbing?  Pat holding his own skull would basically be like treasure.


What would really be disturbing would be Pat butt-banging Ultra Peanut while a terrified Phillipe looks on.

Perspective, people, perspective.
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2005, 04:53:38 pm »
Yeah, I would buy a painting of Pat holding his own skull. Rad, yo.
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2005, 04:56:35 pm »
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Yeah, I would buy a painting of Pat holding his own skull. Rad, yo.


Mr. Bear would be a better candidate for that, being more of the thespian.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2005, 05:04:12 pm »
Is she climaxing?  In pain?  Making choo-choo noises?  I like the third option because I have a train fetish.
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2005, 05:05:41 pm »
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Is she climaxing?  In pain?  Making choo-choo noises?  I like the third option because I have a train fetish.


Yes, but she's japanese so it's a bullet train. Those are VERY FAST CHOO CHOOS.
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2005, 05:11:17 pm »
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Is she climaxing?  In pain?  Making choo-choo noises?  I like the third option because I have a train fetish.


Yes, but she's japanese so it's a bullet train. Those are VERY FAST CHOO CHOOS.


That's so sexy.
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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2005, 05:19:41 pm »
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Is she climaxing?  In pain?  Making choo-choo noises?  I like the third option because I have a train fetish.


Yes, but she's japanese so it's a bullet train. Those are VERY FAST CHOO CHOOS.


That's so sexy.



You're a sick puppy, but then i find people like this. (safe for work)
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2005, 06:21:27 pm »
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You're a sick puppy, but then i find people like this. (safe for work)


Those pictures are all busted when I look.  This upsets me quite a bit.  I feel like I'm missing something potentially life-changing.
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2005, 08:13:01 pm »
On the skull thing -- this creates the question of whether or not Mr. Bear even has a skull, as he is of course an alive stuffed animal. Pat is real (or, at least, real within the diagetic universe of the comic), so we know he has a skull. Eventually Nice Pete will show us when Pat finally wears out his welcome.
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2005, 08:23:21 pm »
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On the skull thing -- this creates the question of whether or not Mr. Bear even has a skull, as he is of course an alive stuffed animal. Pat is real (or, at least, real within the diagetic universe of the comic), so we know he has a skull. Eventually Nice Pete will show us when Pat finally wears out his welcome.


When I came up with the idea for Pat holding his own skull, I somehow knew Nice Pete would be involved. Either that or time travel.
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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2005, 09:14:53 pm »
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On the skull thing -- this creates the question of whether or not Mr. Bear even has a skull, as he is of course an alive stuffed animal. Pat is real (or, at least, real within the diagetic universe of the comic), so we know he has a skull. Eventually Nice Pete will show us when Pat finally wears out his welcome.


When I came up with the idea for Pat holding his own skull, I somehow knew Nice Pete would be involved. Either that or time travel.

I don't see any reason that both Nice Pete and time travel can't be involved. Hell, I would totally read the arc where Nice Pete traveled through time, killed Future-Pat, and brought various souvenirs back to Present-Pat.
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2005, 09:16:26 pm »
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I don't see any reason that both Nice Pete and time travel can't be involved. Hell, I would totally read the arc where Nice Pete traveled through time, killed Future-Pat, and brought various souvenirs back to Present-Pat.


hello pat.  here is you skull.  you wept such tears as i collected them in a jar before i removed it from your body.


edit- fixed the quoting issue.
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2005, 09:22:57 pm »
In theory, Nice Pete could travel to the furthest point possible within Pat's lifetime (point "Z"), harvest his souvenirs, then travel to an earlier point (point "Y") home to an as-yet unmolested Pat, harvest more souvenirs, and so-on down the line.

"But wait", you say, "whatever souvenirs are harvested at point 'Y' would therefore be unavailable at point 'Z'". Nope. This is why you do it backwards: diverging timelines. This would be hard to represent in painting format; even a triptych wouldn't begin to cover it.

Imagine! Having a moist bag full of your own hands. Let's work towards a more exciting, erotic tomorrow, today.
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