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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2005, 02:48:02 am »
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I guess I should post, in order for full disclosure, and as a sort of introduction, that Beatrice and I actually know each other quite well In Real Life. She's the ex-girlfriend that I screwed over, as opposed to the other way around, but we're perfectly cool now. A few months ago, I found out that she was a huge Achewood fan, and I told her to join up and post. Now she has. I, umm...I think she's pretty neat.

Also, if we refer to each other as "bitch" or cast aspersions on our respective heritage or genital size, it's probably either just joking or actual spurts of white hot resentment and anger. Either/or, really.

Why am I suddenly reminded of Sam & Diane?
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2005, 02:52:38 am »
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Anyone else think that Ray's "Okay then, T! Bloody mary bong it is! Thanks!" in the first panel of the last row is kind of unnecessary and fucks up the flow a bit?


Now that you mention it.  But then again, half of what Ray says is unnecessary.


more than half.  maybe he should go deaf/mute for a while, take a vow of silence or something.  we all deserve a break after this past week's fiasco.

FIASCO!
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2005, 02:56:30 am »
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I guess I should post, in order for full disclosure, and as a sort of introduction, that Beatrice and I actually know each other quite well In Real Life. She's the ex-girlfriend that I screwed over, as opposed to the other way around, but we're perfectly cool now. A few months ago, I found out that she was a huge Achewood fan, and I told her to join up and post. Now she has. I, umm...I think she's pretty neat.

Also, if we refer to each other as "bitch" or cast aspersions on our respective heritage or genital size, it's probably either just joking or actual spurts of white hot resentment and anger. Either/or, really.


By revealing this you have opened the door for Onstad to CEASELESSLY MOCK YOU for you are now the REAL LIFE Roast Beef and Molly.

Beatrice, please to be eatink the toasted cheese steak now.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2005, 03:00:10 am »
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if we...  cast aspersions on our... genital size, it's... just joking.


Way to nip it in the bud Boz old boy.  It's always a good idea, when introducing your ex girlfriend, to preemptively announce that she is joking if she says your junk is small.

~Paul
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2005, 03:10:18 am »
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I guess I should post, in order for full disclosure, and as a sort of introduction, that Beatrice and I actually know each other quite well In Real Life. She's the ex-girlfriend that I screwed over, as opposed to the other way around, but we're perfectly cool now. A few months ago, I found out that she was a huge Achewood fan, and I told her to join up and post. Now she has. I, umm...I think she's pretty neat.

Also, if we refer to each other as "bitch" or cast aspersions on our respective heritage or genital size, it's probably either just joking or actual spurts of white hot resentment and anger. Either/or, really.


So, is Bea in NY or KY?
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2005, 03:31:59 am »
If she makes fun of your junk, it is only because she is bitter that her name is Beat Rice.

Is her nickname mashed potatoes?  Or macaroni and cheese?  What other side dishes beat rice?  Green Bean Almondine?
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2005, 03:41:46 am »
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So, is Bea in NY or KY?


I'm guessing KY (The Jelly State!) because of her (his?) louisville.edu e-mail address.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2005, 04:23:51 am »
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So, is Bea in NY or KY?


I'm guessing KY (The Jelly State!) because of her (his?) louisville.edu e-mail address.


Ah, one of my alma maters.  You're so professional, Howie.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2005, 04:46:08 am »
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Why am I suddenly reminded of Sam & Diane?


Pop-culture reference... hurting my brain...
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2005, 06:00:15 am »
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Ah, one of my alma maters.  You're so professional, Howie.


INCLUDING - an electric-cooled pony harness!  With fuel injection.  Fuel injection.  Fuel injection.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2005, 06:07:27 am »
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Ah, one of my alma maters.  You're so professional, Howie.


INCLUDING - an electric-cooled pony harness!  With fuel injection.  Fuel injection.  Fuel injection.


I love you, cuz.



Yours truly,

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« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2005, 06:22:39 am »
yeah, KY, the Jelly State!


And hello to all!

Perhaps I get a firm hold of this forum stuff shortly.

I'll practice by hell of ragging on Bozart at all opportunities, but only if he promises to do the same (not like we don't already...) If this is Beef and Molly I call Beef right now.  We all know who did the dirty sandwich work at Subway, Bozart, and it wasn't meeeee.

And can we use our real names?  Cause I keep typing and erasing... OR IS THIS A SECRET?!?



(Anna)
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2005, 06:24:07 am »
BOZACK!  what in the hell, i can't even remember... god-DAMN.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2005, 06:27:40 am »
Bozart is Mozart's little brother.
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Bloody Mary Bong - 02.17.2005
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2005, 06:35:29 am »
And Bozak is a generic anti-depressant...  But he's still pretty sad.
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