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« on: March 02, 2005, 02:22:45 pm »
I've never put this much thought into it.

God, what a fun research project!  I need a job at Slate.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2005, 02:31:42 pm »
At the risk of oversharing, I can second their recommendation of the Pleasure Plus.  They're a bit harder to find, but worth the effort.
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2005, 02:47:33 pm »
Yeah, I am hell of weirded out by those warm-up ones.  Also, I don't think I could buy condoms called "Kimono" (with lotus leaves on the package no less) without being concerned that the clerk was gonna think that I was into... like... anime and stuff.  

I guess it wouldn't be as bad as having to be seen with the "Extended Pleasure" ones, though.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2005, 02:54:32 pm »
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I guess it wouldn't be as bad as having to be seen with the "Extended Pleasure" ones, though.


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Got those once.  On accident, I swear!  They, well, sucked.  Instead of extending the pleasure they actually kinda minimized it.  Luckily we had a couple normal ones left, so I was able to switch.  Then I threw the rest of the Extended Pleasures away, which I hate doing because condoms are kind of expensive.
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2005, 04:25:05 pm »
I'm pissed because if I ever do get my junk pierced, I'm going to have to buy specialty condoms from Japan, and yeah, they might think I was into anime.
But I might get a job at a sex shop, so everything works out!
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2005, 04:54:45 pm »
So you hold "taking a job in a sex shop" as "I have lived a happy and fulfilling life"?
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2005, 05:02:11 pm »
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So you hold "taking a job in a sex shop" as "I have lived a happy and fulfilling life"?


I once was offered a job at Erotic Cabaret in Houston, but turned it down because they needed me to stay through the holidays and I was planning on going home to California.  

I think my life would have been somehow different if I had taken that job.  More fulfilling, I'd say.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2005, 05:12:29 pm »
This is all well and good, but I am reminded that we still never got real closure on the No ##### Day game.


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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2005, 05:32:42 pm »
The last time I need to purchase condoms with any frequency I was dating a girl with a latex allergy which was a huge pain in the ass and required us to always to go one certain CVS that carried the plasticy kind.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2005, 07:29:51 pm »
Wow. I'd never realised that condom selections were such a nation absed thing. I'm not sure if it's possible to get any of those in the UK.
Although here you can get Virgin condoms. Yes, that's right... Not only are they called Virgin condoms, but they are from Richard Branson (or were 'til he, I'm sure, sold them off). They suck though, if you'll excuse the phrase in this instance.

All that said, you can probably buy American condoms online here.
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2005, 08:38:02 pm »
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I'm pissed because if I ever do get my junk pierced, I'm going to have to buy specialty condoms from Japan, and yeah, they might think I was into anime.
But I might get a job at a sex shop, so everything works out!


The starting job is cleaning off the screens in the 25 cent arcade booths. You got the stomach for that, champ?
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2005, 09:14:53 pm »
God, no I don't, but the place is just a shop. No room for a movie booth or anything.
And they sell Virgin condoms inside of Virgin megastores here, for a buck a pop, which is TOTAL bullshit. Fuck you, Branson. FUCK YOU.
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2005, 09:24:50 pm »
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And they sell Virgin condoms inside of Virgin megastores here, for a buck a pop, which is TOTAL bullshit. Fuck you, Branson. FUCK YOU.


To be fair, he has nothing to do with Virgin Megastores anymore either. But still, fuck you, Branson!

Oh, and, dude... Don't do it! I couldn't even get my tongue pierced.
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2005, 10:26:18 pm »
Well, I'm getting my septum done in a few weeks, maybe. If I can deal with that, I'll start putting more serious thought into the penile barb. It's still in the realm of jokes now, but if I'm okay with the needle going into my face, I'll slowly phase out the laughter, maybe.

I like Branson as this bizarre joke character. He seems like the human Ray, to me at least, although since I'm usually an ocean away from him, you probably have different feelings towards him.
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2005, 10:40:19 pm »
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I like Branson as this bizarre joke character. He seems like the human Ray


I can kind of see what you mean. Far too much money and a very inquisitive nature. All we get of him over here is him being terribly english, and then setting off in another fuck*ng balloon.
I don't dislike him, but I tend to find most of his endeavours utterly pointless.

As for piercings, I did always kind of mean to get one. I thought about eyebrow or septum, but kind of went off the idea. In the end I figured having a piece of metal stuck in my face would just annoy me in the end. I don't even wear a watch anymore.
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