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[AugustWest]

Once there was this young married couple who were in a car accident.  The husband was fine, but the wife hit her head on the windshield and was in a coma.  She stayed in her coma for months.  The doctors couldn't figure out why, because the tests showed that her injuries shouldn't be sufficient to cause such a severe coma.

The husband was very faithful, visiting his wife every day, reading to her and making sure she's comfortable.

One day while the aides were giving her a spongebath they noticed that when they rubbed her genitals she would moan a little and flicker her eyelids.  They reported their observation to the doctor.

The doctor called the husband in and told him what had happened.  "Sometimes in cases like this," the doctor said, "A strong stimulation can bring someone out of a coma.  Perhaps a strong sexual stimulation would work on your wife."  The doctor suggested that the husband have oral sex with his wife.  The husband was reluctant, but finally agreed.

The wife's bed was moved to a private room, the husband goes in and closes the door.  15 minutes later he comes back out, weeping hysterically.  "Doctor, my wife is dead!"  he says.

"Dead?  What happened?"  the doctor asked.

"She choked to death."

[Bozack]

ZING.

[jough]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo.

[pmcd9]

What balls you have for telling such a joke.  Bravo.

~Paul

[andalucia]

See, yeah, but do people actually say "have oral sex with"?

[pmcd9]

See, yeah, but do people actually say "have oral sex with"?

They do in this joke.

You see, the Dr. was being clinical and professional.  He wouldn't have said you need to eat out your wife's box.

I suppose if he were truely being clinical and professional he would have said cunninglinguis.

Dammit, every  joke falls apart if you analyze it.

~Paul

[pmcd9]

Here's my bad joke:

Two hillbilly cousins Cletus and Buford were out of work again.  Cletus suggested that if they were to ever get ahead they would need to get a better education.  So they headed down to the local college and asked to speak to an advisor.  Cletus was the first to see the advisor who told him he would need to take classes in math, science, and logic.  "Logic," Cletus said, "what's that?"  "Well, it's a way of figuring things out.  Here's an example.  Do you own a lawnmower Cletus?"  "Well, yes sir, I do."  "Ok then, logic tells us that you have a yard.  Is that true?"  "Yes sir, it is."  Alright then, if you have a yard, logic tells us you own a house."  "Yep, I sure do."  "Most men who own their own home are married."  "Yessir, Me 'n Nelly Mae have been together 13 years."  "Since you're married, logic dictates that you're a heterosexual."  "Damn straight, I am."  "Ok, that's how logic works."  "Wow, that's pretty amazing."  A few minutes later Cletus is out in the hall when Buford ask him what the advisor said.  "Well, he said I'll need to take classes in math, science, and logic."  "Logic," Buford says, "what's that?"  I'll give ye an example Bu.  Do you have a lawnmower?"  "No Clete, I don't."  "You're a queer ain't 'ya?"

Thank You.

~Paul

[Nabubrush]

He's going to focus.

Bof'us?



Thank you, I'll be here all week.