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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2005, 02:26:42 am »
Beatrice and I invented the word "chach" as a better slang word to replace the word "gunt," or describe a very minor gunt, or just to describe a vag. So maybe we could say, "Hey, baby, you want my botch to meet your chach?"
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2005, 02:34:04 am »
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Beatrice and I invented the word "chach" as a better slang word to replace the word "gunt," or describe a very minor gunt, or just to describe a vag. So maybe we could say, "Hey, baby, you want my botch to meet your chach?"


please stop affectionately naming your genital warts and get back to the fat people sex-o-rama please
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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2005, 02:36:15 am »
God DAMMIT, Bozack, you know I love you like the Batman brother I never had, but if you ever say the word "gunt" again I may be forced to destroy you.
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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2005, 02:40:20 am »
The sleeping dog's tongue is totally a buzzsaw or laser and Pat is totally James Bond all strapped to something moving slowly down a conveyor toward inevitable cut-in-halfage, only Pat doesn't escape at the last second and throw a henchman in the way of the blade/laser instead.

And Todd's asshole.  Way to add insult to injury.
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2005, 02:40:57 am »
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God DAMMIT, Bozack, you know I love you like the Batman brother I never had, but if you ever say the word "gunt" again I may be forced to destroy you.


Well, yeah, it's the word that makes babies cry inside the womb. Hence...chach! And it's only one letter away from Chachi, and that makes me think of Joanie Loves Chachi, and those are only good memories, friends.

And look, Andy Acute, I'll get back to the sex-o-rama when I see a Swede with curly hair, in a ridiculous jacket, playing the keyboards and being stroked by uncoördinated women, DAMN IT.
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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2005, 02:43:44 am »
Never say "gunt."  NEVER.  that's the real reason i don't speak to Bozack anymore.  He ruined genitals for me.
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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2005, 02:51:36 am »
Congrats, Bozack.

You ruined her for other men. Must be some kind of power tool you're packin'. Did you leave her with meat curtains that flap and queef when she walks?




/man I'm feelin' like a sick fucker today
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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2005, 05:53:39 am »
Alt text notwithstanding, this thread should be called "Thud".

Dudes it has a whole panel for that word.
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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2005, 06:34:12 am »
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Well, yeah, it's the word that makes babies cry inside the womb. Hence...chach! And it's only one letter away from Chachi, and that makes me think of Joanie Loves Chachi, and those are only good memories, friends.


I knew a guy, who I hated, who went by Chach.  Eww.
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« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2005, 06:46:42 am »
....Someone volunteered that as their name? Jesus.

And if I ruined men for Beatrice, it wasn't because of sex. I prefer to ruin men through many more creative avenues.
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« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2005, 12:51:30 pm »
I have a friend named Charlotte who goes by Chash, but that's a totally different sound (more like "shosh" when pronounced), anyway. Also, she's a Townie, which probably explains something.
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« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2005, 06:34:32 pm »
Beatrice is obviously a hollow, bitter shell of the girl she used to be.

Nice job, son.
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« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2005, 07:45:07 pm »
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Beatrice is obviously a hollow, bitter shell of the girl she used to be.

Nice job, son.


Beatrice and Bozack: The original Roast Beef and Molly.
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« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2005, 07:34:14 pm »
Beatrice is obviously a good sport, we've been ragging on her since day one.  Then again, she did start off by picking on our little buddy Boz, so I guess she gets what she deserves.

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« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2005, 08:05:50 pm »
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....Someone volunteered that as their name? Jesus.

And if I ruined men for Beatrice, it wasn't because of sex. I prefer to ruin men through many more creative avenues.


Yikes.

Astroglide, nonoxnol-9. latex. Lots. And have fun.
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