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« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2005, 03:38:59 pm »
Sadly, there is no April 31. It is regrettable.

I do rather like the banjo, though. It doesn't look particularly demonic, but it nonetheless would do a good job at totally eating Pat.
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« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2005, 04:05:22 pm »
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Congratulations!   But, we need some dachshund in those office photographs.


I second this emotion. I also have a dachshund and would like to compare weeners.

Congratualtions, Chris and family.

Now let's see that weener.
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« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2005, 04:45:52 pm »
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Congratulations!   But, we need some dachshund in those office photographs.


I second this emotion. I also have a dachshund and would like to compare weeners.

Congratualtions, Chris and family.

Now let's see that weener.


Me too.  I'll post a picture of mine if you post a picture of yours.
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« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2005, 05:52:18 pm »


That's her on the left. The evil glare on the right is my cat Blue.

The dachshund's name is Molly.

No relation.
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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2005, 08:21:02 pm »
Nice weener you got there, Southworth.
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« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2005, 09:29:02 pm »
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Nice weener you got there, Southworth.


Real nice looking pussy, too!
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« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2005, 09:38:28 pm »
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Nice weener you got there, Southworth.


Real nice looking pussy, too!

You know, I was resisting that joke? Of course I shouldn't have, in retrospect. But I did. Because I did not want to degrade discourse.

To get the thread back on topic: Onstad, if you're out there (and you're almost certainly and justifiably not), where are our baby pictures? C'mon, we all want to see the Onstadlet.
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« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2005, 09:49:44 pm »
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C'mon, we all want to see the Onstadlet.


Not me.  His baby (and wife and dog) ain't my business unless it comes in the form of a blog entry.  I'd be sassified with news that the kid's healthy and the parents are happy.

Oh, and MORE TODD.
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« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2005, 10:04:10 pm »
Indeed, congrats and all that.

'Tis true though, I have never understood babies being cute. Maybe it's just my anti-paternal instinct though, but they seem all wrinkly and they always frown and glare at me. Sinister little eyes...

Apologies to all parents, but your kids are out to get me!

(Probably not...)
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« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2005, 10:21:08 pm »
Few babies are as cute as a dachshund.

MORE DACHSHUNDS.
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« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2005, 03:23:17 am »
OK, here's Gus.




Woof.
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« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2005, 12:25:50 pm »
Haha, "Gus". That's a great name.

Also, it appears Chris has granted our dog requests.

I grudgingly admit that his weener is bigger than mine...

But mine is hairier.

EDIT: Found some more pictures of Molly when she was a baby.
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« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2005, 01:25:32 pm »
I almost expect to see an Onstad family portrait with everyone from the calves down, or something like that.
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« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2005, 01:33:14 pm »


Awwww......She looks just like her father.
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« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2005, 01:44:13 pm »
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VERY CUTE PICTURE OF SOME SMALL CHILD'S CALVES AND FEET

Awwww......She looks just like her father.


Exactly what I'm talking about!
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