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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2005, 08:18:21 pm »
I use twee fairly often, as far too  many things are awfully twee.

Also, I should really find that Godless Spaniel, as well, we had one... I mean a Spaniel, who was pretty much Godless.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2005, 09:44:30 pm »
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"
 CAN YOU SEE THAT CHRIS ONSTAD VALUES QUALITY INGREDIENTS SUCH AS SRIRACHA AND SOFT COD ROES.


Soft Roe

Like I'd eat that.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2005, 11:10:47 pm »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"
 CAN YOU SEE THAT CHRIS ONSTAD VALUES QUALITY INGREDIENTS SUCH AS SRIRACHA AND SOFT COD ROES.


Soft Roe

Like I'd eat that.


You'd eat the eggs (caviar), right?

If so, that means the only reason you wouldn't eat soft roe is because you are homophobic towards a giraffe.

That's sad, man.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2005, 12:21:04 am »
My bid will be placed this evening. I'm very excited to have my very own cocktail recipes. This comic just made some guy about $25.
"Cocktail recipes come and fetch me a drink. I want the coldest martini ever with two kinds of vermouth... please."
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2005, 01:38:58 am »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"
 CAN YOU SEE THAT CHRIS ONSTAD VALUES QUALITY INGREDIENTS SUCH AS SRIRACHA AND SOFT COD ROES.


Soft Roe

Like I'd eat that.


You'd eat the eggs (caviar), right?

If so, that means the only reason you wouldn't eat soft roe is because you are homophobic towards a giraffe.

That's sad, man.


Never seen a jar of rooster semen on the shelf at the store.

Just sayin'.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2005, 08:15:24 am »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"
 CAN YOU SEE THAT CHRIS ONSTAD VALUES QUALITY INGREDIENTS SUCH AS SRIRACHA AND SOFT COD ROES.


Soft Roe

Like I'd eat that.


You'd eat the eggs (caviar), right?
Would I?

Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
If so, that means the only reason you wouldn't eat soft roe is because you are homophobic towards a giraffe.

That's sad, man.


I'm not homophobic toward YOU but I can guarantee you I won't be eating your balls or your genetic material. Nothing sad about it.

Choop said it best. Ain't no bottled rooster jizz at the Safeway by my house.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2005, 09:39:42 am »
Caviar... Fine. Just like eating chicken eggs. Soft roe... Can't say I'm tempted either, frankly. Just another thing in the list of ingredients they use in Iron Chef that I feel I would shun.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2005, 07:16:47 pm »
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I'm not homophobic toward YOU but I can guarantee you I won't be eating your balls or your genetic material. Nothing sad about it.


Don't know about you, but I wouldn't eat Bobby's balls primarily because I'm not a cannibal.  I wouldn't eat human ovaries, either.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2005, 02:56:01 am »
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Caviar... Fine. Just like eating chicken eggs. Soft roe... Can't say I'm tempted either, frankly. Just another thing in the list of ingredients they use in Iron Chef that I feel I would shun.


Okay, but what makes girl reproductive cells worse than guy reproductive cells?

Just looking for consistency here.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2005, 03:27:50 am »
What about mountain oysters?
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2005, 03:55:11 am »
I thought Mr. T ate Bobby's balls.  It was all over the Internet a few years ago.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2005, 05:00:23 am »
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Caviar... Fine. Just like eating chicken eggs. Soft roe... Can't say I'm tempted either, frankly. Just another thing in the list of ingredients they use in Iron Chef that I feel I would shun.


Okay, but what makes girl reproductive cells worse than guy reproductive cells?

Just looking for consistency here.


Girly reproductive cells ("ova" in the lingo) can be fertilized. Boy-ly reproductive cells ("spermatazoa" ditto) both are more difficult to pronounce and are fertilizer. I don't know about you, but I ain't eatin' fertilizer.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2005, 05:01:44 am »
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Choop said it best.

If I had a nickel...
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2005, 08:01:31 am »
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Okay, but what makes girl reproductive cells worse than guy reproductive cells?

Just looking for consistency here.


Maybe nothing. Maybe the fact I've eaten eggs since I was a little kid. I frankly, am a little put off by the thought of eating anything's testes, regardless of whether it's normal in some countries.
When it comes to putting things in my body, screw consistency, half of it's going to be psychological.
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17 Mar 05 - two kinds of vermouth or perhaps a live goldgiraffe
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2005, 01:11:48 pm »
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I thought Mr. T ate Bobby's balls.  It was all over the Internet a few years ago.


There was a "Bobby Isosceles Ate My Balls" page a while back. But that's old news. The new Big Thing is the Terri Schiavo Sex Video that's floating around the internet.
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