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[CortJstr]

I always wondered what Lois would look like shortly after being 'Superfucked" by the member of steel. I would think that there wouldn't be much left, or that if she was riding him the ejaculation would send her through 3 sets of floors and ceilings going up.

That would make for a funny bit of video.

He would need a kryponite condom. But that would kill him.

[Nabubrush]

I always wondered what Lois would look like shortly after being 'Superfucked" by the member of steel. I would think that there wouldn't be much left, or that if she was riding him the ejaculation would send her through 3 sets of floors and ceilings going up.

That would make for a funny bit of video.

He would need a kryponite condom. But that would kill him.

Well, what about the Flash? It'd be fine until his girlfriend burst into flame.

[Ben-San]

The Superman/Lois problem is addressed in Larry Niven's essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", questioning how the blood line of the House of El could be carried on. The problems are more or less fourfold.

1: Superman is really, really strong and can easily break anything if not careful. He would have to have control during sex approximately equivalent to a human handling a cellophane baggie full of Jell-O.
2: Each individual cell of his body is also really, really strong. This is handy when, say, fighting off diseases or microscopic supervillains, but causes trouble when thousands of sperm cells all want to impregnate the same non-invulnerable egg. Pow.
3: Kryptonian infants? Also super. If fertilization is managed, one kick in the womb and we have an Aliens-esque situation.
4: Superman may not swing that way, but this is only speculation and is not addressed in the essay.

Kryptonite is one possible solution to problems 1-3, but somewhat awkward and painful. A more useful notion may be to hold the entire affair on a planet orbiting a red sun, where Kryptonians have no superpowers. The other option is for him to have an equally powerful partner. Wonder Woman is a top candidate; Supergirl would be except that she has a 66% chance (depending on who writes that issue) of being his cousin. Magic would also work, but feels like a bit of a cop-out. With regard to #4, there is not much to be done, although it does ease the problem of a sex partner's survival somewhat. (There are many more invulnerable males in the DC Universe than invulnerable females.)

The Flash, when in motion, generates a force field that nullifies friction but allows traction (somehow). He would probably not set his partner on fire but I can't imagine it would be all that great.

[Nabubrush]

The Flash, when in motion, generates a force field that nullifies friction but allows traction (somehow). He would probably not set his partner on fire but I can't imagine it would be all that great.

I can see where that might be a problem.

Also, it is nice to have an authority around.

[pmcd9]

I'd like to offer that I am loving this thread.

~Paul

[Nabubrush]

This last time home, the wife and I watched Spider-Man 2, and I am thinking about buying her both the movies and some comic books, as it turns out she likes Spider-Man. Sort of a lot, actually. And not just Tobey Maguire (though many people think we look similar). I'm not sure where this came from, because she says that she never really read the comics growing up (she was more into sort of alternative comics). Anyway, Ben-San (and others), any advice on the comic front? I'm not really interested in spending thousands of dollars for early comics that can't actually be enjoyed for fear of damaging them.

[side_show]

I always wondered what Lois would look like shortly after being 'Superfucked" by the member of steel.

Really?  You always wondered about this?  Was this an all consuming sort of wondering?  I imagine a teen Aloha Dawg, gazing at the clear night sky, plotting out, storyboard by storyboard in his mind, how the semi-exploded Louis Lane, perhaps grasping at her crotch-ular area, with a little SuperCum tm splashing about, would shoot out of the roof of the Daily Planet, building materials flying about, thinking "yes...yes...that's how that would go down.  That's exactly how she would look."

[AlohaDawg]

Well, mostly, except I was picturing you, Smells. And my eyes were closed, and going Japanese on me.

[side_show]

Well, mostly, except I was picturing you, Smells. And my eyes were closed, and going Japanese on me.

...and was I a little cat with a business tie?

(this board has been so dirty lately - I've been so dirty lately.  It must be spring fever!)

[AlohaDawg]

You remember Jennifer Beals in flashdance with the little tuxedo outfit? It was more like that.

[side_show]

I'm strangly complimented by that..........

[slink]

I'm just thinking Mallrats.

[Nabubrush]

Both of you settle down. There are youngsters around here.

[CortJstr]

I always wondered what Lois would look like shortly after being 'Superfucked" by the member of steel.

Really?  You always wondered about this?  Was this an all consuming sort of wondering?  I imagine a teen Aloha Dawg, gazing at the clear night sky, plotting out, storyboard by storyboard in his mind, how the semi-exploded Louis Lane, perhaps grasping at her crotch-ular area, with a little SuperCum tm splashing about, would shoot out of the roof of the Daily Planet, building materials flying about, thinking "yes...yes...that's how that would go down.  That's exactly how she would look."

Post of the Week!

[Bozack]

Both of you settle down. There are youngsters around here.

It's like watching my high school teachers make out. I LOOKED UP TO YOU!