You know how there's those cousins you got that always make you want to call bullshit on them? This is that time. Call bullshit on them. This is bullshit, right here. Duck Butt Fuck? That's a terrible joke, and a worse line of bullshit. It's bullshit; call it on them. Call bullshit on them.
Call bullshit on your cousin.
The Duck Butt Fuck was just used by him and his buddies. They did make that up, and he made that clear, so there was no need to call bullshit on him. And it was a terrible joke.
But, Duck Butt as the hair style has been confirmed by an ex-girlfriend and another relative, both hair dressers.
I have a friend who always makes me want to call bullshit on him. I usually don't, because I think it's because of a problem. The most recent gems:
-Most Americans are not Christian, and the majority of Americans are completely non-religious (it sounds like a weird statistic to pull out of one's ass, but it made sense in context). But then we (his wife and I) found studies that indicated at least 70% (low estimate) are (that was one time I called bullshit--doesn't happen too often. And was he ever pissed at his wife for looking it up).
-He saw Slint, a few years ago, when they opened for String Cheese Incident (he doesn't like the fact that I know about bands he doesn't, so he makes shit up). Anyone familiar with Slint will know why I had a hard time not laughing.
This was high school for me. Bullshit like this. Back then it annoyed me, but I love the guy, and it makes for great stories. When he's not around. I usually don't call him on any of it because he gets really defensive and upset--even depressed sometimes. Like I said, it's because of a problem.