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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2005, 01:39:21 am »
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As far as names, I would like to name my first daughter "Helvetica" but there are other acceptible pretty names for girls, like "Ariel," "Verdana," and "Lucida."


I like the idea of naming a baby Ariel, with everyone thinking it's some normal name but that's not what you meant by it.

Now I have a strange urge to get another cat and name it Times New Roman.
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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2005, 01:53:24 am »
If I got a dog I'd name it "Cooper".
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2005, 02:25:23 am »
you are a fertile people!
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2005, 03:06:18 am »
"Andale." Call him Andy. Only you will know.
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2005, 04:28:20 am »
If I have a boy I'm totally naming him Ben Guiat

http://www.1001fonts.com/payfonts/286/Benguiat-Frisky-Bold.html
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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2005, 04:35:25 am »
If I ever have a baby girl i'm totally going to name her after my great grandmother Amazon Caledonia.

Seriously.

~Paul
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2005, 04:49:36 am »
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you are a fertile people!


Really!  What are the odds?  Scary thing is my lady is talking about baby names and what sex she'd like to have first.  But I'm holding out till I'm 30.
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2005, 02:29:49 pm »
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Really!  What are the odds?  Scary thing is my lady is talking about baby names and what sex she'd like to have first.  But I'm holding out till I'm 30.


dude, that's a long time to wait to have sex.
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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2005, 04:17:29 pm »
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My lady is talking about...what sex she'd like to have

More power to her.

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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2005, 04:36:53 pm »
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My lady is talking about...what sex she'd like to have

More power to her.

~Paul


At least she's down with there being lots of different kinds - some people have the one default and never really . . . stretch.
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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2005, 05:50:14 pm »
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Really!  What are the odds?  Scary thing is my lady is talking about baby names and what sex she'd like to have first.  But I'm holding out till I'm 30.


dude, that's a long time to wait to have sex.


You're telling me.  Actually, I'm waiting till my wedding night.  That way, it'll be between me, her and God, and will be that much better.
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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2005, 06:54:08 pm »
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You're telling me.  Actually, I'm waiting till my wedding night.  That way, it'll be between me, her and God, and will be that much better.


Oh dear, that is a very disturbing threesome to imagine.
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2005, 07:08:34 pm »
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You're telling me.  Actually, I'm waiting till my wedding night.  That way, it'll be between me, her and God, and will be that much better.


Oh dear, that is a very disturbing threesome to imagine.


That reminds me of this.
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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2005, 07:34:30 pm »
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Oh dear, that is a very disturbing threesome to imagine.


I resisted the temptation to make that joke.  From a man's perspective, I doubt it's a good idea to get into a 3 way with God.  You're not gonna fare very well by comparison.

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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2005, 10:39:36 pm »
Yeah, man, God has the biggest cock of all.  

Anyway, saving yourself for marriage was a population control concept.  That, and before we had SCIENCE people believed that you only had so many orgasms and then that was it - so you had to "save them" for marriage.

Now we know that is bullshit and while it is true that a woman only has so many eggs with which to create more humans they're going to be fertile for a couple days a month no matter what.

So you may as well get your groove on.  Not every two people are compatible sexually and it's better to find out before you're married that the only way your wife can get off is to have a Mexican juggling team fuck her in every hole she's got.
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