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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2005, 04:47:57 am »
Uh, Jough, is it OK if we make fun of women who sit on cakes or will that upset you too?
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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2005, 04:54:08 am »
Maybe the 6x means it's twice as dirty as triple x.

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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2005, 05:27:44 am »
Why would you make fun of women who sit on cakes?

I swear, you people are weird.
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2005, 07:20:36 am »
Conceded on the Volleyzilla point. I would have just said She-Hulk but I do not want people to think that I am just a comic-book guy. I am also a comic-strips-about-talking-animals guy.
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2005, 08:32:51 pm »
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Just pointing out that they're a donkey-raping cockmaster when they do, is all.


While working at Sears, I sold a product called the cockmaster.  Actually it was the Caulk Master, but customers still got upset when I suggested they buy one.  I put it on the shelf next to the (billiards) Shaft Slicker and the (auto repair) Ding King.  The resulting laughter kept me sane for weeks.
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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2005, 09:52:15 pm »
I would just walk through any old department and say that.

Furniture? Cool. "Buy a cockmaster today, folks!"
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2005, 08:06:23 pm »
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Just pointing out that they're a donkey-raping cockmaster when they do, is all.


While working at Sears, I sold a product called the cockmaster.  Actually it was the Caulk Master, but customers still got upset when I suggested they buy one.  I put it on the shelf next to the (billiards) Shaft Slicker and the (auto repair) Ding King.  The resulting laughter kept me sane for weeks.

You, sir, are rad.

Anyway, I confess I'm still confused about the "humor" here precisely works. So it's not making fun of fat women, just fat women who want to buy lingerie? Oh... kay...

(Google seems to think that this thread deserves a sponsor link to something on Crohn's and colitis. I'm not sure whether that's pitiful or hilarious. Leaning towards "hilarious," though.)
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2005, 03:08:33 am »
Would you see the same lack of humor in a sign advertising
Speedo's for fat men?
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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2005, 03:11:28 am »
No, speedos are inherently funny, whereas lingerie is not.

Seriously, you should know this, counselor!
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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2005, 06:31:17 am »
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Would you see the same lack of humor in a sign advertising
Speedo's for fat men?


Hell, I still bust out that image of Prince Faud from Saudi Arabia in the speedo from the 70's as evidence of humor in this department.

I basically call that particular school of beachwear "grape smugglers".

I mean really, people. What the hell?
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2005, 08:29:59 am »
It is my opinion that skinny dudes and fat dudes alike look pretty silly in Speedos with the possible exception of professional or semi-professional swimmers. Even in the case of guys who are not bad to look at they look pretty silly in Speedos. But then again I am not as fond of looking at guys who are not bad to look at as some people are, so perhaps my view is not so close to the target audience's.
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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2005, 01:25:14 pm »
what if the rilly big and large garter belts, push up bras, and thong panties are for FAT MEN?

is it ok to laugh at that?
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2005, 01:28:14 pm »
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It is my opinion that skinny dudes and fat dudes alike look pretty silly in Speedos with the possible exception of professional or semi-professional swimmers.

Actually being able to look good in a speedo is how the universe makes up for them having to shave their bodies.
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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2005, 07:05:32 pm »
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Would you see the same lack of humor in a sign advertising Speedo's for fat men?

Me? Yeah.

I think that both Speedos and lingerie are equally inherently funny, though. (Assuming one is talking about... not your greatest lingerie here.)
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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2005, 07:07:54 pm »
Mmmm, double-posting...

Quote from: "Ben-San"
It is my opinion that skinny dudes and fat dudes alike look pretty silly in Speedos with the possible exception of professional or semi-professional swimmers. Even in the case of guys who are not bad to look at they look pretty silly in Speedos. But then again I am not as fond of looking at guys who are not bad to look at as some people are, so perhaps my view is not so close to the target audience's.


Speaking as someone who presumably is in the target audience, I have never seen a guy in a Speedo who looked even slightly good in it. Then again, I'm also not greatly fond of the sort of guys who are supposed to look good in Speedos, mostly because (no offense, possible swimming guys on this board) swimming guys just have a prissiness problem. I am willing to yield that a guy can shave his entire body and still be manly, but the whole showing-off-your-shaved-body-that-kind-of-looks-like-someone-defoliated-an-otter thing is kind of odd.
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