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[CortJstr]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

[miles]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

[arkabee]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

either you people are pulling my leg, or i'm the only one worrying about how tape would stick to soap.

[slink]

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

That's what I figured. I couldn't work out what y'all were talking about until you said that.

[CortJstr]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

either you people are pulling my leg, or i'm the only one worrying about how tape would stick to soap.

Exactly. Couldn't he hide it under the shampoo or something?

[AlohaDawg]

Using a condom during shower sex that you didn't put on prior to getting in the shower is like a 3rd degree blackbelt move. That's pretty impressive.

I would hollow out the soap and put the wrapped condom inside it if I were contemplating such a thing.

[CortJstr]

Using a condom during shower sex that you didn't put on prior to getting in the shower is like a 3rd degree blackbelt move. That's pretty impressive.

I would hollow out the soap and put the wrapped condom inside it if I were contemplating such a thing.

If you're going to that much trouble you might as well just just make a hole through the soap and bang it.

[AlohaDawg]

Using a condom during shower sex that you didn't put on prior to getting in the shower is like a 3rd degree blackbelt move. That's pretty impressive.

I would hollow out the soap and put the wrapped condom inside it if I were contemplating such a thing.

If you're going to that much trouble you might as well just just make a hole through the soap and bang it.

You can auto-erotically asphyxiate if you have soap-on-a-rope. That's an interesting idea.

[AugustWest]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

either you people are pulling my leg, or i'm the only one worrying about how tape would stick to soap.

Duct tape, dude, duct tape.

[CortJstr]

what would possess someone to TAPE a condom to a bar of soap?

Well you see, getting the wrapper all soapy makes it easier to open.

I thought it was just for convenience's sake.  Like if you end up in the shower with someone and need to fuck, it's right there.

either you people are pulling my leg, or i'm the only one worrying about how tape would stick to soap.

Duct tape, dude, duct tape.

If the women don't find ya handsome . . .

This has just given me the most terrible mental image

[Bozack]

I like the whole "Escape from Alcatraz" approach to sexuality we have on this board.

TOUAMB: Hollow out the soap. Put a condom inside. Put it on when she LEAST EXPECTS IT.

[Beatrice]

Here's that review of the fleshlight I mentioned above.  It's...funny.  And it looks like the site is probably not work safe.

I highly suggest you try it It is the next best thing to being inside of my wife.

I have been inside of his wife, and it is not something at which to scoff. Dude, fleshlight must rawk!

[St_Zartan]

I have been inside of his wife, and it is not something at which to scoff. Dude, fleshlight must rawk!

If my dad had written a review of a masturbation aid, I wouldn't be bragging about it on a message board.

...Beatrice.

[Turbo Ninja]

Using a condom during shower sex that you didn't put on prior to getting in the shower is like a 3rd degree blackbelt move. That's pretty impressive.

I would hollow out the soap and put the wrapped condom inside it if I were contemplating such a thing.

Or a reverse-Houdini kind of thing.  They're both in the shower and things start gettin' steamy.  Ray turns his back to Treasure and grabs the soap, pretending like he's lathering up but instead applying the jimmy hat.  Ray turns around and VOILA! Treasure sees that he's A) ready for lovin' and B) responsible for his own safe sexuality.

Chicks would TOTALLY dig that move.

[pmcd9]

C. ready to give her a deep cleaning, you know, from the soapy condom.

~Paul