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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2005, 01:27:02 am »
Philippe is not allowed out of the house?
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2005, 12:53:41 pm »
Huh. I didn't know they actually used automatic trash trucks like that. I saw the one on Monster Garage but never on an actual street. All the garbage men I've seen do grab the trash can/recycling bin and dump in manually. And those bins are so tiny I didn't even know they could be manipulated hydraulically.
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2005, 02:54:53 pm »
pat, truly, is a dick.

pat?  you are a dick, and i fuck*ng hate you.

let me guess, pat, you'd prefer the garbagemen to tote a 30 gallon can on their shoulder, and shuffle soundlessly from house to house, carefully and painstakingly transferring your trash from your can to the increasingly pungent and odorous can on their shoulder.

forgot to put the lid on your can?  rain last night?  your can is now full of water and trash and maggots?

no problem for you, right, you don't even have to get the can to the curb.  just have your fry cook pour it into his can and tote it over his shoulder as the effluvia and maggots slosh out and onto his head and shoulders.

all the while creeping along in feet wrapped in blankets so that your beautific slumber is uninterrupted.

you'd like that pat, wouldn't you you son of a bitch?

well why don't you move here, asshole.

pat, just, just, fuck you pat, fuck you and die.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2005, 03:50:24 pm »
He'd change his tune if MOBY decided to become a garbageman.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2005, 04:45:05 pm »
Arkabee, stay off the beach.
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2005, 12:51:51 pm »
"Prada sarong"? I'm afraid to even Google this.
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2005, 03:09:33 pm »
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"Prada sarong"? I'm afraid to even Google this.


No, she's right. It exists, I'm sure. And half of the girls that go to my school probably have it, and they all decided to get it because of the Cosmo article.
This is what happens when a DESIGN school turns out to be a FASHION school.
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2005, 04:54:48 pm »
Nice to know Roast Beef is an Arrested Development fan. The world needs more of us.
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2005, 05:41:20 pm »
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Nice to know Roast Beef is an Arrested Development fan. The world needs more of us.


Just give up.  It's best you not get your hopes up for a third season.  It's going to be cancelled.
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2005, 06:06:03 pm »
Ha!  I e-mailed my mom and dad and asked them what my first word was.  My mom said she remembered it like it was yesterday: "Mom".  My dad said he remembered it like it was yesterday: "Dada".  That was just too funny--I had to forward their responses to each other.
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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2005, 06:55:19 pm »
My parent's don't seem to know what my first word is, but whenever quizzed, they seem to think it would be 'fuck off' or some such. I was rather an evil child. Good to start out how you mean to go on and all.
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2005, 07:13:35 pm »
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Just give up.  It's best you not get your hopes up for a third season.  It's going to be cancelled.


NEVER
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2005, 08:13:50 pm »
Remember Sports Night?

Yeah.
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« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2005, 12:16:42 am »
My first word was 'pie' (I pointed and said this when someone opened the fridge), but apparently I meant the whipped cream that goes on the pie... not the pie itself.
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2005, 12:20:00 am »
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Remember Sports Night?

Yeah.


You guys are so cruel. Can't I continue living my lie in peace?
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