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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2003, 02:25:44 am »
What makes you think JL is even a she?  That avatar?

Dude, avatars lie, like, all the time.

And I keep wanting to poke yours with a pin, Paul.  Is that wrong of me?
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2003, 03:20:32 am »
The picture JL put up of herself on the rollercoaster was a she. But then anyone can post a pic too....I vote for She and Pregnant. If you are a dude, don't say anything, JL - a bunch of guys on this board will suddenly be VERY conflicted.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2003, 04:02:12 am »
Would you still want to poke my avatar with a pin if you knew that the eye belonged to this beautiful young lady?

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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2003, 05:18:00 am »
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Would you still want to poke my avatar with a pin if you knew that the eye belonged to this beautiful young lady?


Even more so.

Is that your daughter?
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2003, 07:58:04 am »
All this time I thought that eye belonged to Debbie Reynolds.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2003, 02:27:56 pm »
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The picture JL put up of herself on the rollercoaster was a she. But then anyone can post a pic too....I vote for She and Pregnant. If you are a dude, don't say anything, JL - a bunch of guys on this board will suddenly be VERY conflicted.


For goodness' sake.  I'm not pregnant.  I'm hoping to get myself knocked up sometime soon.  We practice every day.   :P   If that doesn't work out I'm quitting my job next fall to go to grad school full-time.  So this time next year, I'll be unemployed one way or the other.  

Sheesh.  Talk about getting personal.  

Here's a better picture of me to prove I'm not a dude.  That's my office in the background.  I have one of those cool self-stick bulletin boards.  It's neat.  

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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2003, 06:10:47 pm »
[ducking and running]

So how does that photo prove you're not a dude?

[/ducking and running]
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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2003, 06:11:40 pm »
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My job:



You tape things for a living, Choop?
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2003, 06:33:10 pm »
I think he means that he is a human tape dispenser.  

I hear that kind of work comes with good benefits.  Like, free tape.
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2003, 07:18:44 pm »
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Quote from: "Choopernickel"
My job:



You tape things for a living, Choop?


Is it not a red swingline? In which case he sits behind a desk and mumbles incoherently to himself about how unjust his treatment is.
And that he doesn't get paid for it either!
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2003, 08:02:11 pm »
And he doesn't get birthday cake, and he is banished to the boiler room. But he does OK in the end...LOVE that reference!

JL doesn't have to prove anything by me. She is one hell of a nice looking dude and I hope he gets pregnant soon.

 :evil:
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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2003, 10:32:16 pm »
Is beink metaphor for "Red Tape." I have a government job. Woo-freaking-hoo.




In Soviet Russia, tape dispenses you!

*ducks*

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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2003, 11:23:16 pm »
Quote from: "Choopernickel"
Is beink metaphor for "Red Tape." I have a government job. Woo-freaking-hoo.




In Soviet Russia, tape dispenses you!

*ducks*

*runs*


::Slaps Choop repeatedly::
You OK now?
No but seriously... Wait there wasn't a seriously there.
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2003, 01:47:41 am »
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Is that your daughter?


That is the second time you've asked about my daughter, do you have a thing for my daughter?

Dude, if you are in fact a dude, I don't have a daughter.

She's just another girl who's good with computers.

~Paul
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2003, 01:50:50 am »
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JL doesn't have to prove anything by me. She is one hell of a nice looking dude and I hope he gets pregnant soon.


I concur, JL is one nice looking dude.

BTW, how come JL is the only dude on this board with enough balls to post a picture?

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