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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2005, 05:20:40 pm »
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Although I'm afraid to admit here what my perfect job would be.

Fluffer?
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2005, 05:30:10 pm »
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Although I'm afraid to admit here what my perfect job would be.

Fluffer?


No, I really don't know what my perject job would be, but I generally shy away from any aspect of the sex industry.

It would probably involve getting high though, and watching TV.
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2005, 05:45:48 pm »
Nothing wrong with working in the marijuana-and-TV industry, man. America needs to stay strong in our marijuana consumption and television watching.

The blog is sort of terrifying for its terseness. Just enough detail to be way too much detail, if that makes sense.

Horrible Plot Collision Idea: Ray finds out about this. Things go from there.
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2005, 07:52:36 pm »
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It would probably involve getting high though, and watching TV.


http://abc.go.com/primetime/jimmykimmel/tvwatcher.html
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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2005, 08:52:47 pm »
I was hoping to read today's Achewood at a lunch restaraunt, but the men have closed all of them.
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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2005, 10:35:32 pm »
A question that may mark me as insane: does "a grunty gin man" sound like an anagrammed phrase to anyone else? I ran it through the Internet Anagram Server, which gave me nothing in particular (aside from "gyrating annum" and "managing runty," which are both high-quality), but damn.
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« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2005, 10:44:59 pm »
I think he was called that because he grunts and drinks gin.

I swear to god, kids, I have lots and lots of stuff for you to do if you have trouble filling the hours.
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« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2005, 11:37:54 pm »
There are certain things I would do if they would ingratiate me with you people.

We'll talk.
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2005, 12:57:48 am »
Oh, I get that "a grunty gin man" is descriptive. It just struck me as weird about it.

Also, thanks to the power of the INTERNET, running anagrams took like a minute and a half of my time. SHOCK, TERROR
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2005, 02:30:31 am »
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Also, thanks to the power of the INTERNET, running anagrams took like a minute and a half of my time. SHOCK, TERROR


Jough's just making sure you aren't wasting your precious time, is all.  What a good message board daddy.

Speaking of the power of the INTERNET, I've been hearing lately that America is number 13 in the world when it comes to broadband availability (or something).  Also, I thought I heard that the average speed here is 1.5 mbps or whatever, and that in Japan, it's 25!
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2005, 02:31:57 am »
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There are certain things I would do if they would ingratiate me with you people.


Would you... admit to liking something more than thirty-five people have heard of?

Would you do it for a Klondike bar?
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2005, 02:34:50 am »
Yes?
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2005, 04:29:12 am »
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Also, I thought I heard that the average speed here is 1.5 mbps or whatever, and that in Japan, it's 25!


They also have giant transforming *****s. But it's not all sunshine and roses, my friend; every few years, Godzilla rears his scaly head, and tentacle demons continue to plague the orfices of the population.
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2005, 01:46:09 pm »
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Speaking of the power of the INTERNET, I've been hearing lately that America is number 13 in the world when it comes to broadband availability (or something).


There was an advocacy ad running here a while ago, the cable companies pushing for better regulations for pimping broadband or something.  And they said "The US has less broadband availability than South Korea," spoken with contempt as if South Korea is some kind of third world backwater.  In fact, it's one of the most wired nations on the planet.  Cable companies piss me off.
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2005, 01:50:57 pm »
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Speaking of the power of the INTERNET, I've been hearing lately that America is number 13 in the world when it comes to broadband availability (or something).

There was an advocacy ad running here a while ago, the cable companies pushing for better regulations for pimping broadband or something.  And they said "The US has less broadband availability than South Korea," spoken with contempt as if South Korea is some kind of third world backwater.  In fact, it's one of the most wired nations on the planet.  Cable companies piss me off.

Seriously. In p2p find a source in South Korea is like gold. Especially those Pruna guys. I've seen dowloads of 100KB/s (yes, bytes) from these people. Then there's the phone companies saying that rather than regulating cable, we should just also not regulate dsl to make things "fair"
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