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4/28/05 - You're the real thing, asshole!
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2005, 02:19:59 pm »
Since when did owning a toy make you gay?  Or are you talking about something else?

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Remember when we used to feel BAD when a character died?


Yeah, Achewood is changing the way I see fiction.  Now death is something awesome.
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2005, 02:31:23 pm »
I can see Teodor digging heaven, just all white rooms and stuff, like being on the inside of an apple computer or something. Not sure why I assume Teodore would like apples, probably a graphic design association.

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It was this weird rubber thing that looked kind of like a flashlight, but at the light bulb end it had this weird pink smile-type shape, with a hole in the middle!


Not sure if this is different to what you mean Null but I don't know if that makes him gay, maybe I'm misreading the description.
EDIT: And for that matter he's watching 'Breast attack on Fuck Mountain'
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2005, 02:34:47 pm »
where did the bottle come from?
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2005, 02:35:10 pm »
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Remember when we used to feel BAD when a character died?


I was just thinking about all the amusement I've gotten out of various character deaths, yet I remember being actually worried about Phillipe during the Super Secret Ice Cream Shack episode.  

I guess accidental death = funny, serial murder = not funny.
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2005, 02:42:06 pm »
I might be alone on this, but although serial murders of known characters aren't funny (though I'd be more than happy to for Onstad to pull off a funny serial killing of a main character) nice Pete's story's about his murders are. I particularly like his trip to the dentist.
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2005, 02:48:41 pm »
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Isn't Teodore gay?


I've always thought of Teodore as bi-curious.  f'rinstance
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05142003
There are others but I don't have time to find them right now.
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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2005, 03:00:21 pm »
I think I would be totally cool with someone commiting the serial murder act on Pat. I mean, Nice Pete's RIGHT THERE.
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2005, 03:03:48 pm »
Why does Teodor have a claw on his thumb?  He's a stuffed animal.
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2005, 03:09:45 pm »
Well I guess if the bottle cap didn't get him, Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain would have.
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2005, 03:23:31 pm »
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
Quote from: "Null"
Isn't Teodore gay?

I've always thought of Teodore as bi-curious.  f'rinstance
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05142003
There are others but I don't have time to find them right now.

And don't forget #####_come_off
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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2005, 03:26:08 pm »
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How the hell is this thread not titled "breast attack on fuck mountain?"  What the hell people.  What. the. hell.

But it is good to see a title that is not alt text or a punchline.
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2005, 03:37:17 pm »
Any bets that this will lead to a strip that is basically just Philippe crying for n panels, where n = the number of panels in the strip? Onstad does like drawing Philippe in tears, even if it's often physically painful to the audience.
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2005, 05:18:33 pm »
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Any bets that this will lead to a strip that is basically just Philippe crying for n panels, where n = the number of panels in the strip? Onstad does like drawing Philippe in tears, even if it's often physically painful to the audience.


The fact is that Phillipe is fundamentally retarded and only funny when bad things happen to him.
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2005, 06:49:16 pm »
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Quote from: "side_show"
How the hell is this thread not titled "breast attack on fuck mountain?"  What the hell people.  What. the. hell.

But it is good to see a title that is not alt text or a punchline.


I suppose my love of the term "fuck mountain" is too blinding for me to see beyond.
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2005, 07:38:10 pm »
Quote from: "phillipe"
It was this weird rubber thing that looked kind of like a flashlight, but at the light bulb end it had this weird pink smile-type shape, with a hole in the middle!


You people all know what this is, right? I don't have to spell it out, right? I'd consider this a fairly heterosexual device.
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