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Bobby Isosceles

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« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2005, 07:08:22 pm »
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Now really, look at the list of topics from which she can choose. Who wouldn't want to read poetry about that stuff? Roast Beef alone is worth a chapbook.


I'm sure it would be some riff on how he has such low self-esteem even though he's undeserving of it, for example:

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"Hickory Dickory Dock
Roast Beef Has a huge Cock
He's hung like a hoss
But to balance of course
To praise him would come as a shock."


Just thought I'd warn you that this is bordering on fanfic. About Roast Beef's cock.


Not to mention that giant condom he had!!!
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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2005, 07:24:41 pm »
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Just thought I'd warn you that this is bordering on fanfic. About Roast Beef's cock.

There's non-cock fanfic? Huh. The Internet never ceases to amaze.
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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2005, 09:25:26 pm »
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Now really, look at the list of topics from which she can choose. Who wouldn't want to read poetry about that stuff? Roast Beef alone is worth a chapbook.


You know who should also write poetry? Pat.
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« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2005, 02:44:09 am »
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Not to mention that giant condom he had!!!


Molly had the condom. Wasn't it from a past boyfriend or something? Beef seemed pretty terrified by it, so that means he probably does not have a huge cock.


Shit. Now you've got me doing it too.
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« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2005, 02:58:00 am »
A QUESTION OF COCKS
~ a musical revue ~

Starring the TOUAMB Players,

Late of Their Performing Tour
-----------------of-----------------
Polynesia ~and~ Australasia.

Bobby Isosceles.
Ro[size=0] [/size]bot Roll Call.
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and Scubbie Often as "Briggs".

LADIES AND CHILDREN NOT ADMITTED.
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« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2005, 03:05:57 am »
Fuck winning the internet.

Zartan wins the world.
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« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2005, 03:08:10 am »
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Molly had the condom. Wasn't it from a past boyfriend or something? Beef seemed pretty terrified by it, so that means he probably does not have a huge cock.


Shit. Now you've got me doing it too.

You can't resist the call. The call of the Hall of Heads.
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« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2005, 03:52:06 am »
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Molly had the condom. Wasn't it from a past boyfriend or something? Beef seemed pretty terrified by it, so that means he probably does not have a huge cock.


Shit. Now you've got me doing it too.

You can't resist the call. The call of the Hall of Heads.


T CORTJSTR DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GOING TO RENAME ACHEWOOD ACHECITY

T ISOSCELES NO IT JUST MEANS COCKS IN YOUR FACE HUAGLAGLAGLAGLAG
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« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2005, 04:05:12 am »
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T CORTJSTR DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GOING TO RENAME ACHEWOOD ACHECITY

T ISOSCELES NO IT JUST MEANS COCKS IN YOUR FACE HUAGLAGLAGLAGLAG


That might be the worst Leisuretown impersonation I've ever seen.
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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2005, 04:24:10 am »
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T CORTJSTR DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GOING TO RENAME ACHEWOOD ACHECITY

T ISOSCELES NO IT JUST MEANS COCKS IN YOUR FACE HUAGLAGLAGLAGLAG


That might be the worst Leisuretown impersonation I've ever seen.


Which is okay because it was a Jerkcity impression.
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2005, 01:34:45 pm »
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T CORTJSTR DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GOING TO RENAME ACHEWOOD ACHECITY

T ISOSCELES NO IT JUST MEANS COCKS IN YOUR FACE HUAGLAGLAGLAGLAG


That might be the worst Leisuretown impersonation I've ever seen.


Which is okay because it was a Jerkcity impression.


What is this world coming to?
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« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2005, 01:07:31 pm »
What is Cornelius, high? Who cooks in a tie? "Look at me! I'm wearing an entirely pointless and obscenely over priced dangly napkin around my neck while leaning over boiling liquids and molten fat! Whee!"

Although I do agree that starting a cooking show with a lingerie pillow-fight is a bit weird.
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« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2005, 08:09:52 pm »
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What is Cornelius, high? Who cooks in a tie?

Dandy fops, that's who. Dandy fops with madd coooking skillz, yo.

At any rate, a suit and tie is better than Teodor's lame Jaime Oliver ripoff ensemble.  And I for one would like to see a Return To Civility on this nation's cooking programs. More three peice suits on the line!  More cravats, jauntily knotted and impishly askew, adorning the grunting Ecudorians who are manning the deep fryer.  Codpeices on the pastry chefs!

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Although I do agree that starting a cooking show with a lingerie pillow-fight is a bit weird.

And by "weird" you obviously mean "Oh so very, very right."
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« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2005, 09:01:10 pm »
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Although I do agree that starting a cooking show with a lingerie pillow-fight is a bit weird.

And by "weird" you obviously mean "Oh so very, very right."

Don't ge me wrong, I'm not anti-lingerie pillow-fights I just think they don't belong with cookie. Kind of that when Showtime had Full Frontal Comedy where between each comedian where random shots of naked women dancing. It just didn't quite flow.
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« Reply #59 on: May 27, 2005, 11:59:25 am »
UNTIL DISEASES AND A HYENA ATE IT ALL UP.
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