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[Carlos del Vaca]

And now a church has booted some of its members for the unforgiveable sin of being Democrats.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/5/5/211218/4946

[CortJstr]

And now a church has booted some of its members for the unforgiveable sin of being Democrats.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/5/5/211218/4946

Shouldn't they lose their tax-exempt status for that?

[Carlos del Vaca]

Hells yeah.  Kos and similar sites have action items to rat them out to the IRS, contact the press, etc.

[jay-ell]

Ah, and in my home state, even.  Thank God I'm Lutheran.  

My mother told me before the election that if I chose to vote Kerry, God would forgive me.  I guess that's only slightly better than this pastor.  And she wonders why I've never disclosed my vote to her.  I just tell her, "There's a reason we have a secret ballot in this country," and "I'm voting in a way consistent with how you raised me -- to think independently."  It drives her crazy, but she'll never crack me.

[CortJstr]

Ah, and in my home state, even.  Thank God I'm Lutheran.  

My mother told me before the election that if I chose to vote Kerry, God would forgive me.  I guess that's only slightly better than this pastor.  And she wonders why I've never disclosed my vote to her.  I just tell her, "There's a reason we have a secret ballot in this country," and "I'm voting in a way consistent with how you raised me -- to think independently."  It drives her crazy, but she'll never crack me.

You could just say you voted for the candidate who would do the most to help the poor, just like Jesus would.

[Carlos del Vaca]

And also who wasn't so gung-ho about war.  Just like Jesus.

[Va]

Which would be neither of them.  Kerry voted for the war, he voted for the PATRIOT Act.  The difference between Bush and Kerry would fit in a flea's asshole.

[arkabee]

The difference between Bush and Kerry would fit in a flea's asshole.

you believe that had Kerry won the Presidency, he would have spent millions of tax dollars setting up staged "town hall" events that only allowed supporters in to convince those supporters that Social Security needs to be overhauled into a Welfare System?  that had he then went on to win re-election, he would re-nominate extreme judicial nominees that had been fairly rejected in his first term in an effort to destroy the very purpose of the minority-voiced Senate in its relation to the majority-voiced House?

or do you just believe that those two things, for instance, would fit in a flea's asshole?

[Limmo]

Oh, shit, could we please not do this here?

[V-Adore]

Limmo's objections noted. Guys, this sort of thing can go to PM -- I hate to be the fascist mod here and start giving out Onion Offense cards, but I'm watching this thread and will consider locking it.

Why don't we all go talk about snacks instead? I think that would be fun. Everyone likes snacks! Also I hear there are fun threads about music, books, and booze active, and I presume that, from the set of {music, books, booze, snacks}, there is at least one you like and would like to post about.

[Mantonio]

Limmo's objections noted. Guys, this sort of thing can go to PM -- I hate to be the fascist mod here and start giving out Onion Offense cards, but I'm watching this thread and will consider locking it.

Why don't we all go talk about snacks instead? I think that would be fun. Everyone likes snacks! Also I hear there are fun threads about music, books, and booze active, and I presume that, from the set of {music, books, booze, snacks}, there is at least one you like and would like to post about.

We could also talk about porn. I mean, that's better than a pointless than arguing which politician is worse, right? RIGHT?

Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain REPRESENT

[Mantonio]

Vote for this guy.

[V-Adore]

Mantonio, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

So, I pose the question to all: how precisely would you go about launching a Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain? Assume unlimited resources.

[AlohaDawg]

If I had access to unlimited breasts, Do you really think I would launch an attack on fuck mountain?

He's got fuck mines, I have unlimited breasts - sounds like an opportunity for trade to me.

[CortJstr]

I read it as being attacked by Breasts while I was on Fuck Mountain. The only question is if they were floating breasts on their own (or in pairs, anyway) or if there were women attached.