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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2005, 12:56:03 pm »
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I don't  know what the hell "middle clicking" is anymore, since I bought my mice after 1995.

Seriously, what penis has three buttons anymore?

You can CTRL+Click a link to open in a new tab, however.

Ctrl+click? And use two hands? Sure old man. Next I'll crank-start my car. It's all about clicking the wheel, baby!

Or "Open in tabs" feature of bookmarks.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2005, 01:19:59 pm »
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I don't  know what the hell "middle clicking" is anymore, since I bought my mice after 1995.

Seriously, what penis has three buttons anymore?



thank you for the best laugh of the week.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2005, 03:04:06 pm »
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Seriously, what penis has three buttons anymore?


My office-issue Microsoft Optical Intellipenis has five.  The normal two, plus the wheel, plus a button each on starboard and port sides.  

Keyboard shortcuts are for Photoshop, housewives and little girls.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2005, 03:11:07 pm »
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Quote from: "jough"
I don't  know what the hell "middle clicking" is anymore, since I bought my mice after 1995.

Seriously, what penis has three buttons anymore?



thank you for the best laugh of the week.


Don't anger the Jough. He's been furiously uploading naughty RIP graphics to his Wildcat BBS in order to keep with download ratio. Next comes a few turns on Tradewars 2002 (Borg Module included!) and then he may solder together a beige box and OWN YOU someday with the cryptic words "WFW 3.11 FOREVER!"
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2005, 03:24:42 pm »
D00D
I AM L33T
GIVE ME W@R3ZZZZ

seriously, can I be co-sysop
I have my own phone line and 14.4 Hayes as long as I get straight A's
do you need a dude to do ASCII art of Metallica covers
^H725739++3HHDS
NO CARRIER
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2005, 03:35:14 pm »
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D00D
I AM L33T
GIVE ME W@R3ZZZZ

seriously, can I be co-sysop
I have my own phone line and 14.4 Hayes as long as I get straight A's
do you need a dude to do ASCII art of Metallica covers
^H725739++3HHDS
NO CARRIER


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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2005, 06:48:28 pm »
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Keyboard shortcuts are for Photoshop, housewives and little girls.


given that i've never used Photoshop, you apparently feel that i'm rather effeminate.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2005, 08:21:47 pm »
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Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"

Keyboard shortcuts are for Photoshop, housewives and little girls.


given that i've never used Photoshop, you apparently feel that i'm rather effeminate.

I'm pretty sure he's calling you a little girl.

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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2005, 08:28:41 pm »
That's utter BS.  Keyboard shortcuts are for those of us who can touchtype.  Chicks dig guys with skills.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2005, 08:39:18 pm »
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That's utter BS.  Keyboard shortcuts are for those of us who can touchtype.  Chicks dig guys with skills.


Keyboard shortcuts are for people who can't write batch scripts.

I bet you're some sort of pussy who uses EMACS.
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2005, 09:40:56 pm »
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Quote from: "arkabee"
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"

Keyboard shortcuts are for Photoshop, housewives and little girls.


given that i've never used Photoshop, you apparently feel that i'm rather effeminate.

I'm pretty sure he's calling you a little girl.

~Paul


oh.

that's not very nice of him, he'll offend all the little girls of the world.

heck, i'm only apparantly a little girl, and _i'm_ offended!

won't someone please think of the children?
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no one can see us this way - 16 May 2005
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2005, 11:38:44 am »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
I lift my middle finger off the middle button and display it to all of you for this detour of a conversation.

which is funny, nonetheless



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