He'd run her over. Or invite her in the car and they would suicide together, thus leading to a stint in heaven where their love rejuvenates. What better Memorial day vacation than the Beyond?
I think suiciding gets you in hell. She can get a job at KFC though.
Well, Beef driving over a cliff on his own initiative but severely split on green got him into Heaven. If we assume that the total despair exuded by the Volvo of Despair is similarly mind-altering, presumably they wouldn't be culpable either and would go to Heaven.
Either that, or Beef is going to get out of the car to go and ask Molly to try this scheme, the jelly-like feeling will take effect, and, well, Molly's bones will stay jumped for a week.
Also, the alt-text is apparently back. Was it ever gone?
Beef didn't choose to drive over the cliff, it just kind of happened. Where as the socket incident was a conscious choice. So I'd say anything despair-related would problem end up with noneternal damnation.
V, see yesterday's alt-text.
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