The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood C:\> Get on the Night Train. || You are on the Night Train. There is an Axl Rose here.

Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down

Author Topic: rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05  (Read 4405 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9820
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2005, 04:28:51 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Quote from: "miles"
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
He'd run her over. Or invite her in the car and they would suicide together, thus leading to a stint in heaven where their love rejuvenates. What better Memorial day vacation than the Beyond?


I think suiciding gets you in hell.  She can get a job at KFC though.

Well, Beef driving over a cliff on his own initiative but severely split on green got him into Heaven. If we assume that the total despair exuded by the Volvo of Despair is similarly mind-altering, presumably they wouldn't be culpable either and would go to Heaven.

Either that, or Beef is going to get out of the car to go and ask Molly to try this scheme, the jelly-like feeling will take effect, and, well, Molly's bones will stay jumped for a week.

Also, the alt-text is apparently back. Was it ever gone?

Beef didn't choose to drive over the cliff, it just kind of happened. Where as the socket incident was a conscious choice. So I'd say anything despair-related would problem end up with noneternal damnation.

V, see yesterday's alt-text.
Logged

robot_roll_call

  • Lie Bot
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 3
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 331
  • That's one o!
    • View Profile
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2005, 04:59:54 pm »
I didn't like Ben Stiller before, but pushing people into murder-suicide? For shame Ben Stiller.
Logged
Did you know that Achewood is literary.

miles

  • Stinkfist
  • VIP
  • Ocular Shenanigans
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 10030
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 3476
    • View Profile
    • Last.fm
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2005, 05:08:53 pm »
Quote from: "*****_roll_call"
I didn't like Ben Stiller before, but pushing people into murder-suicide? For shame Ben Stiller.


Ben Stiller was on Ellen today.

Miles, you watch Ellen?

Only because I wasn't working today.  Plus I got depression.
Logged
Order is indeed the dream of man, but chaos, which is only another word for dumb, blind, witless chance, is still the law of nature. - Wallace Stegner

V-Adore

  • Guest
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2005, 05:12:46 pm »
Quote from: "CortJstr"
Quote from: "V-Adore"

Also, the alt-text is apparently back. Was it ever gone?

V, see yesterday's alt-text.

CORTJSTOWN'D
Logged

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2005, 05:13:01 pm »
Quote from: "miles"
Quote from: "*****_roll_call"
I didn't like Ben Stiller before, but pushing people into murder-suicide? For shame Ben Stiller.


Ben Stiller was on Ellen today.

Miles, you watch Ellen?

Only because I wasn't working today.  Plus I got depression.


Please note that the show was not stopped on your part.
Logged

AlohaDawg

  • Mod Squad
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 79
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4184
  • Crawlin' back to prosperity
    • View Profile
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2005, 06:22:52 pm »
Quote from: "Emergent_C"
Frankenstiller mentions dressing Molly up as Emily Dickinson before pushing her off a cliff. Is this how Onstad mocks my desire to read the female feline's poetry? IS IT?!


Calm down. O' don't give a shit about you.

/reality check
Logged

bdeth dot com

  • YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 63
    • View Profile
    • http://www.bdeth.com
rescuing Zoolander - 25/05/05
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2005, 07:58:16 pm »
^ HE IS FIVE!
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
« previous next »