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June 7, 2005 - We are gonna have awesome hats
« on: June 07, 2005, 07:07:31 am »
Is there a reason Circus c*ck shouldn't look healthy? At what cost has his success come?
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2005, 07:37:14 am »
I feel like i've overheard someone else's private joke and am now sat wondering if i'm insane/stoopid/other.
This is very surreal.
Maybe Circus was a part of the whole hi-five scare back along.
Or one of those gonzo performers that get's paid in amphetamine?
Who knows?
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2005, 08:43:11 am »
Maybe Teodor is just suprised he survived Fuck Mountain. He does look a lot healthier than the rest of the cast though.

I think I like Circus c*ck, he gives me this vague outdoorsy feel, the kind of guy who you'd be happy to go hiking or sailing with, who would be incredibly good at everything but in an easygoing way that wouldn't make you feel inferior by comparison. I think it's the beard.

I'm interested in why Teodore didn't want to admit to recognising him right away, maybe he is in a lot of gay porn or something.
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2005, 11:26:27 am »
Circus c*ck reminds me of Hank Scorpio.

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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2005, 11:30:04 am »
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I'm interested in why Teodore didn't want to admit to recognising him right away, maybe he is in a lot of gay porn or something.


Well, he is a man of ideas, whatever that might mean.
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June 7, 2005 - We are gonna have awesome hats
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2005, 02:02:14 pm »
I didn't get "we are gonna have awesome hats" until about three minutes later. Then it hit me and I couldn't stop laughing.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 03:10:31 pm »
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Circus c*ck...the kind of guy who wouldn't make you feel inferior by comparison.


Unless he took his ##### off.  Guy's gotta have a crazy one for that to be his porn name and I don't think I could compete with that.

Unless "Circus c*ck" is some reference to Circus Peanuts and the guy's member actually looks like a piece of orange styrofoam packing:



I eagerly await the availability of Circus c*ck hats at the Achewood marketplace.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 03:29:27 pm »
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I didn't get "we are gonna have awesome hats" until about three minutes later. Then it hit me and I couldn't stop laughing.


If I still don't get it, does that mean I'm dumb?
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2005, 03:36:23 pm »
I believe it means that Teodor is designing the hats for the Circus c*ck Army, and that they will be awesome.  

But a porn star with a beard?  It must be gay porn, because the only facial hair that porn stars are allowed to have is a Ned Flanders mustache.

Also, CIRCUS c*ck?  When he opens his fly, do like, 40 cocks come flying out of it?  Does his bozack get shot out of a cannon or something?
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2005, 04:41:48 pm »
I have nothing further to add to this awesome thread.

Except that you know that Circus c*ck is a hell of a guy because he has a deeply direct porn name. The porn dichotomy appears to be that only your better class of porn star can get away with either a name that on the surface is totally mundane (Steve Pierce) or that is absolutely gonzo-porno (Circus c*ck).
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2005, 05:42:46 pm »
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I think I like Circus c*ck, he gives me this vague outdoorsy feel, the kind of guy who you'd be happy to go hiking or sailing with, who would be incredibly good at everything but in an easygoing way that wouldn't make you feel inferior by comparison. I think it's the beard.


Yeah, I know a guy, Chris, who was exactly like this. He went hiking basically every day, and he'd come up to me during school really excited and be like, "Did you know the government is giving away land in Alaska? Just GIVING IT AWAY!" and then run off.

Three cheers for Circus c*ck
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2005, 05:53:19 pm »
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But a porn star with a beard?  It must be gay porn, because the only facial hair that porn stars are allowed to have is a Ned Flanders mustache.


Isn't Ron Jeremy bearded? Or was he just mustacheod? I can't say my porn star knowledge is especially great.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2005, 06:17:36 pm »
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But a porn star with a beard?  It must be gay porn, because the only facial hair that porn stars are allowed to have is a Ned Flanders mustache.

Isn't Ron Jeremy bearded? Or was he just mustacheod? I can't say my porn star knowledge is especially great.

No beards here (obviously NSFW).
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2005, 06:38:02 pm »
Man.  That is a huge, gross crank on a huge, gross man.  I have to go wash my eyes out now. They feel dirty.
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2005, 06:45:33 pm »
You know, Ron Jeremy, in his day, wasn't that bad looking. Sure he's nasty now, but in those pictures, where he's maybe 30? Not too shabby.


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