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[side_show]

Or maybe he just didn't want to say "c*ck" to a five year old.

After my family and I went to a funeral of a long-time friend about two weeks ago, we went out to lunch, and I heard my mom say "c*ck" for the first time.  She said to me, "do you want to hear a joke" and I said "okay," and even though the joke wasn't dirty, it involved my mom saying "c*ck" over and over again.  It was a all round strange day.

The joke was,

God made Adam and Eve, and he was handing out body parts, and then he showed them a c*ck, and Adam got really excited, and said he wanted the c*ck, then Adam was really happy and he was running around with his c*ck, and using his c*ck to pee on everything.  And Eve was watching Adam having fun with his c*ck and peeing on everything, then God said "okay, well Eve since Adam is so happy with his c*ck, and I have only this one thing left, I'll give it to you."  And God gave Eve a Brain.

I was in my Sunday best, at a restaurant, with my mom whispering this into my ear.  All I really heard was "c*ck, c*ck, c*ck, c*ck...."

Creepy.

[lloyd]

But you, my friend, were totally willing to scar us with that.  I think it made me more than usually glad for having girl parts and not knowing about baseball, though.

Oh! I think anybody clicking links named "c*ck tricks" deserve whatever they get! Still, my apologies for those not wanting to familiarize themselves with the astounding creative capacities of the male reproductive organs.

Good point with Circus looking like Nice Pete, I think Chris seems to be developing a category of cats that look much more human and wear more clothes than the original three.

It probably is pretty difficult to make a cat look big-brawned.

[Silverberg]

Am I the only one who is vaguely worried by Circus c*ck? Yes, he seems to be a great guy in all regards, but I just can't shake this feeling that in a few strips it is all going to go terribly, horribly, frighteningly wrong.

Oh well. I love this strip.

[wombat]

Am I the only one who is vaguely worried by Circus c*ck?

No, you are not.  He is creepy.  His creepy mouth inside his creepy beard around his mouth and how you can't think of Circus Peanuts anymore without a vaguely icky creepy feeling...  I have a very bad feeling about him.

[Turbo Ninja]

I bet Circus c*ck can do exactly one cock push-up.

Yeah, but how many can you do?

Dude, one's all you need.

[andalucia]

Am I the only one who is vaguely worried by Circus c*ck?

No, you are not.  He is creepy.  His creepy mouth inside his creepy beard around his mouth and how you can't think of Circus Peanuts anymore without a vaguely icky creepy feeling...  I have a very bad feeling about him.

Oh, no, I definitely equate beards with creepy for the most part, so I'm with you on this one.

[Formica]

Hmmm.

It's funny, but I don't find Circus c*ck creepy at all. If anything, I am looking forward to his inclusive, friendly manner making Pat spontaneously combust.

That, or we're about to find out about Pat's career in alternative vegan porn. That would be creepy.

[Null]

Now that he has collected seven dollars, I hope that Philippe will spend that money wisely.  I think he should buy a big prosthetic forehead, and wear it on his real head.

[linnea]

Now that he has collected seven dollars, I hope that Philippe will spend that money wisely.  I think he should buy a big prosthetic forehead, and wear it on his real head.

'Cos everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head!

Is this in the same vein as Tommy the Tummy and the Walk-Around-Butt? I think that someone wants to burn the foreheads down.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Now that he has collected seven dollars, I hope that Philippe will spend that money wisely.  I think he should buy a big prosthetic forehead, and wear it on his real head.

'Cos everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real head!

He could get a job as a new alien of the week on a Star Trek show. Perhaps combine this with a gonzo shoot.

[AugustWest]

I bet Circus c*ck can do exactly one cock push-up.

Yeah, but how many can you do?

Dude, one's all you need.

My point exactly.

[antioch]

Oh, no, I definitely equate beards with creepy for the most part, so I'm with you on this one.

A trimmed beard on a cat is an aberration for sure. Have any of you seen this (educational, workplace-safe) page? Scroll down to the 'Interpretation' heading.

[Emergent_C]

How would a cat even grow a beard anyway? The only way that would work is if he shaved his fur in a beard-like shape. Leaving the rest of his face unnaturally bald, of course.

Now, in Nice Pete's case, I'm willing to believe that he's wearing a toupee and glue-on biker 'stache. But then, I also think he's probably unnaturally bald all over too, since he likely enjoys straight razors way too much.

[Null]

How would a cat even grow a beard anyway? The only way that would work is if he shaved his fur in a beard-like shape. Leaving the rest of his face unnaturally bald, of course.

Much like Philippe, here:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12292004