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[Formica]

I have nothing to say other than I assumed the alt text would be "did you notice his plane is styled like a phallus".

Also the cartoon cat porn star gets funnier and funnier.

[CortJstr]

I am terrified to click the comic and see where it links. Somebody else look and report back.

[Ben-San]

The link is to a vendor who wishes to sell such caftans as C. c*ck desires.

[MattFish]

This is all so surreal.

[Turbo Ninja]

Thanks, Onstad, for the link to the place that sells caftans.  Today's strip put me in the mood for a new caftan and you just made everything more convenient for me.

If I send you the caftan I just ordered, would you print the Everybody Dance Like There's Ass In Your ##### graphic on my caftan?

I feel like that message is suitable for, and consistent with, the spirit in which the caftan will be worn.

I am willing to pay as much as $15 (in addition to the cost of my caftan) for this.

[Formica]

Thanks, Onstad, for the link to the place that sells caftans.  Today's strip put me in the mood for a new caftan and you just made everything more convenient for me.

If I send you the caftan I just ordered, would you print the Everybody Dance Like There's Ass In Your ****** graphic on my caftan?

I feel like that message is suitable for, and consistent with, the spirit in which the caftan will be worn.

I am willing to pay as much as $15 (in addition to the cost of my caftan) for this.

I am curious to see if your "Summon Onstad" incantation works.

[cellardoor]

Hee hee. That plane looks like a wang.

I'm liking the hazing, seems almost noble if it wasn't for the Maximum hug threat.
Teodor is in the club though.
I'm thinking this'll be like Ray and the piano, the story arc that could breed a hundred other story arcs.
Or not.
So long as circus is about I don't mind.

[editor]

I wonder why the plane takes a dive and then straightens out again.  Is this an aviation joke?  

I am just not on the ball today.

[bdeth dot com]

You get to see the c*ck plane thrusting through the air in many directoins. Are you telling me you don't get the joke? Also, I think the eratic piloting while remaining calm is indicative of Circus' lifestyle.

[CortJstr]

There's also the fact that a plane that large should be incapable of such acrobatic maneuvers but CP is just that awesome that the plane does them anyway.

[V-Adore]

So what happens when the adult films and services industry attempts to recruit guys interested in working in gay porn? Do they just keep doing movies with Rod Huggins? Hell, does Rod Huggins even actually make movies, or does he just sit on a fake gay porn set having drinks with prospectives and being a pseudo-drama-queen? (If so, Onstad is clearly wrong; he has a great job. Fabulous, even.

You gotta love the caftan sales text:

Think of all the occasions you have to wear such a comfortable piece of clothing: the beach, the pool, Sunday mornings at home, late at night. Oh the comfort.

Doesn't this sound like Arthur is writing the ad copy? Love it.

[St_Zartan]

V, that quote is wonderful. I am sitting here thinking about Caftan Occasions. It turns out I have many, many more than I had originally suspected.

Oh the comfort is pretty much the anti-DUE TO PUNISHMENT

[SullivanHopper]

Does it bother anyone else that until now, Teodor has been the most obvious protaganist to be Onstad's own alter-ego, and now said bear is being ushered into the seedy underworld of cartoon porn? No?

[andalucia]

V, that quote is wonderful. I am sitting here thinking about Caftan Occasions. It turns out I have many, many more than I had originally suspected.

Well, yeah, I mean, it's a dress that got named differently so as to make it OK for men to wear it, right, and dresses are great, and it's a bloody shame that men feel the need to rename them in order to feel comfortable in them.  I mean I am not too big into the girlwear, but dresses, they're just a comfortable and efficient garment.  

That still doesn't entirely excuse caftan-man from showing hell of weird bald tanned thigh, however-- OMG nevermind anything else I was saying cause if you hit "next" on the caftan page, you will be lead to THIS; it is a garment for snuggling, in the High Country and oh my god.

[V-Adore]

Oh sweet baby Jesus. I was unaware that anyone made garments like that in sizes beyond "fits a four-year-old or maybe a small kindergartener" -- but holy god. And they actually call it the High Country Snuggler, too, which sounds like the title of a Rod Huggins Western.

non sequitur afterthought: shouldn't C.P.'s plane have barbs?