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[Bobby Isosceles]

Very Fight Club-esque method of the service class getting back at the management class under the uncaring scrutinizing eye of cable television.

[Emergent_C]

I need to know who Little Nephew's parents are. Ray's obviously lacking in the clue department, but he has a brother or sister whose progeny is quite bright.

"i be makin' mobius money" is genius, all.

[V-Adore]

Beef's dialect change lately utterly confounds me. That said, the Butte shenanigans are enjoyable, and I am honestly looking forward to the continuing Saga of Curpeter. A modern-day Beowulf, indeed. (Also, yes, LN is apparently quite bright. Has he been mooching off Mr. Bear lately?)

[Emergent_C]

So Teodor was overcharging Ray for the party stuff and pocketing the profits. I know Ray is hella decadent and all, but does this really seem like something Teodor would have no qualms about doing?

[CortJstr]

So Teodor was overcharging Ray for the party stuff and pocketing the profits. I know Ray is hella decadent and all, but does this really seem like something Teodor would have no qualms about doing?

Since Ray stopped losing at pool they need some way to get some cash off of him. Plus Teodor was charging a premium for his mad chef skills.

[St_Zartan]

So Teodor was overcharging Ray for the party stuff and pocketing the profits. I know Ray is hella decadent and all, but does this really seem like something Teodor would have no qualms about doing?

I remember we talked about Ray seeming to pretty much swindle himself as a contrived way of sharing his wealth with friends (making lavish bets he cannot possibly win, etc). I guess this might be the next logical step; Téodor can come off as sort of grimly contemptuous of Ray, so he probably figures that Ray would never make the mental connection, and even if he did, just blow it off without a confrontation.

Remember, this is a dude who wrote a ten thousand dollar check to Oreos. It's not the money so much as the fact that his friend was being overcharged.

On preview: yeah, what CJ said, maybe.

[CortJstr]

So Teodor was overcharging Ray for the party stuff and pocketing the profits. I know Ray is hella decadent and all, but does this really seem like something Teodor would have no qualms about doing?

I remember we talked about Ray seeming to pretty much swindle himself as a contrived way of sharing his wealth with friends (making lavish bets he cannot possibly win, etc).

I dunno. I could totally see this except that Ray seems totally oblivious to the company who's charging too much being Teodor's last name backwards. If Ray knew I think he would let Teodor keep doing it maybe just hint to only charge double instead of quintuple or something.

[mudokon]

So, any guesses as to what Ray is hinting at in the last part of his post?

[Bozack]

It could be Chris Bell, of Big Star, Dennis Boon, from the Minutemen, Kurt Cobain, Les Harvey, of Stone the Crows, Jimi Hendrix,  Robert Johnson, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, one of the guys from Wings, one of the guys from the Dead, Jim Morrison,  and Gary Thain, from Uriah Heep.

I'm betting the party will be a "come as a rock star who died at 27." There's a LOT of 'em. I'll bet Teodor goes as Dennis Boon.

I found all of this on this really, really creepy site. DO YOU CHOOSE LIFE?

[mudokon]

It could be Chris Bell, of Big Star, Dennis Boon, from the Minutemen, Kurt Cobain, Les Harvey, of Stone the Crows, Jimi Hendrix,  Robert Johnson, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, one of the guys from Wings, one of the guys from the Dead, Jim Morrison,  and Gary Thain, from Uriah Heep.

Excellent. Now, whose death among those would Ray need a stuntman to properly emulate?

[pmcd9]

It could be Chris Bell, of Big Star, Dennis Boon, from the Minutemen, Kurt Cobain, Les Harvey, of Stone the Crows, Jimi Hendrix,  Robert Johnson, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, one of the guys from Wings, one of the guys from the Dead, Jim Morrison,  and Gary Thain, from Uriah Heep.

Excellent. Now, whose death among those would Ray need a stuntman to properly emulate?

Cobain, the shotgun to the face is a very difficult stunt.

~Paul

[Bozack]

Or Boon. A van comes flying up and crashes into a telephone pole out in front of Rays house, a dude comes flying out and lands on his feet. It's BOON!

[Bobby Isosceles]

I loved Pat's latest blog, especially this part:

I took out my checkbook (I would naturally stop payment on the check as soon as I got home) and asked how much for the men's trim. The fuck*ng bitch receptionist said "fifty-five dollars." I said "don't quit your day job" and readied my pen to scribble down a more reasonable sum, such as zero dollars or as much as six.

[mudokon]

Yeah, Pat's latest one is good. I love "despicably average".

I wonder how many of Pat's entries are culled from Onstad's own life.

[St_Zartan]

I looked like a god-damned magazine person.

Man, when Pat is on, he is my top-dollar favorite.