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« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2005, 02:07:25 pm »
I'm not seeing how the toaster oven in question is that hard to find. Although I myself went to like 4 stores yesterday looking for a phone for my parents. He's probably in the same boat of wanting a feature combination that the manufacturers never anticipated.
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« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2005, 02:49:45 pm »
Do you know what riles me more than a strip lacking of comedic merit?
Onstad's obsession with food.
Boring and not even vaguely amusing.
Phillipe bashing a haiku in with a baseball bat however is rad.
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« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2005, 03:06:33 pm »
God, I never usually read the blog threads.  I suppose I should feel like a total dork for having emailed him with the info he needed about toaster oven mounting hoods?  I've never written a fawning fan letter to anyone, but I do like to help a guy out.  

I worked at Wal-Mart's small appliances for three years people, three years!  I can't help but go into customer service mode when information is asked of me.  It's programmed into my DNA.  And if any one of you wanted to know about toaster ovens, philishave razors, dirt devils, etc etc, I would have shared the same information with you, even if you asked in a mildly pandering, sarcastic  and/or demeaning way.

Do you know I took a shopping cart to the hip that knocked me to the ground?  That's right people.  Veterans still have something to contribute to society.

And besides, toaster ovens are awesome.  I was a toaster oven fan years before I was and Achewood fan.  So Screw you.  Screw you all.

Dear god, working from home has turned me into a strange creature.  Defensive?  Yes.  Regretful?  No.  
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« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2005, 03:19:04 pm »
Quote from: "side_show"
God, I never usually read the blog threads.  I suppose I should feel like a total dork for having emailed him with the info he needed about toaster oven mounting hoods?

You just want to have your name written on the door in sharpie.  Don't feed his ego.

~Paul
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« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2005, 03:30:31 pm »
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You just want to have your name written on the door in sharpie.  Don't feed his ego.


Ego? You want ego, go read Pat's latest.

I know it's been said a dozenty times already, but I'll say it again anyway:

Pat is a fuck*ng DICK.
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« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2005, 03:35:00 pm »
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Do you know what riles me more than a strip lacking of comedic merit?
Onstad's obsession with food.
Boring and not even vaguely amusing.


A negative comment? From you? I feel like throwing you a bar mitzvah.

Quote from: "side_show"
I was a toaster oven fan years before I was and Achewood fan. So Screw you. Screw you all.


Hey, I'm also a fan of toaster ovens and other unfairly marginalized kitchen appliances. Still, I'm surprised that you actually wrote in with the appropriate advice; the tone of that blog entry was pretty much "I am going to look down on you for helping me out, and you will like it". Anyway, yeah, toaster ovens are terrific, but only if they're the old style with the timers that go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hell, I think I'm more or less nostalgic for my grandmother's kitchen, even that old Radarange that was probably about as safe as an exposed atomic pile.
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« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2005, 03:36:41 pm »
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Also, it's a very spoiled life you lead that you feel you have cause to complain when you are being fed gourmet fare daily.


I always feel bad reading these blog entries, knowing that I'll never get to try the foods that these fictional stuffed animals are constantly describing. But not that bad, I guess.
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« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2005, 03:48:45 pm »
I need closure on Ray's party, dammit, and this waffle about ovens is stopping that!
Plus I eat English food so i'm just jealous.
*eats black pudding*
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« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2005, 03:51:06 pm »
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atomic pile.

That sounds like a sales feature of a 60's era carpet.

~Paul
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« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2005, 06:14:41 pm »
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atomic pile.

That sounds like a sales feature of a 60's era carpet.

~Paul


/golf claps
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« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2005, 06:41:47 pm »
I think the best cooking gadget ever has to be this.
Shove your toaster over up your ass. I can make a pizza IN MY CAR.
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« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2005, 06:48:20 pm »
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I think the best cooking gadget ever has to be this.
Shove your toaster over up your ass. I can make a pizza IN MY CAR.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American public.

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The Universe is an infinitely vast place, which is expanding at the speed of light, in all directions. New planets, galaxies, possibly even living creatures, are being created and born throughout the cosmos. All of this majesty and wonder of the heavens above SUCKS ASS COMPARED TO MY PIZZA.
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« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2005, 08:45:38 pm »
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atomic pile.

That sounds like a sales feature of a 60's era carpet.

~Paul


/golf claps


The oldsters used to call hemmorhoids piles too. An atomic pile would, I guess, be a pretty bad one.
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« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2005, 04:48:23 am »
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The oldsters used to call hemmorhoids piles too. An atomic pile would, I guess, be a pretty bad one.


Not necessarily considering the size of most atoms
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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2005, 09:02:57 am »
Mmmm! The Rock Star died at 27! I called it! STICK WITH THE KID!
This is a magnificent post. Just really, really great. And the fact that Ray's reaction is to spread garlic around, to ward off Jimi Hendrix....I LOVES it.

EDIT- I read it again.
Quote from: "Ray"
If anything, it should have just shut itself off, as per the First Law of *****s.


YESSS! YESSSS!
This is seriously SO DAMN FUNNY.
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