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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2005, 05:57:21 pm »
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This comic didn't do a lot for me but I could see how others could like it.
But Slide Show I would have shot that man in the face.

Maybe thats why this strip doesn't work for me, because I hate people who keep jokes like that up after its funny.


Indeed it went from slightly funny, to really annoying, to a little scary.  When it came to day two of this guy pretending to be Austin Powers, the guy's name was Ed btw, I remember my friend who had brought him to the party yelling at him "Is Ed in there?  I want to talk to Ed!"  and Ed was all "Yeah baby!  Whose Ed, baby?"
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2005, 06:15:04 pm »
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As a public service, so everyone can have a good snicker, I will confess that I have never heard of Jack White.

He's half of the White Stripes. They had a couple popular singles but indie people think they represent all that is crappy and lame.


Yeah, they suck balls.

He also dated Bridget Jones, but I think she dumped him when she discovered that he's a corpse.
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2005, 07:04:31 pm »
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indie people

Now there's your voice of authority right there, hoo boy.

~Paul
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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2005, 07:51:40 pm »
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He also dated Bridget Jones, but I think she dumped him when she discovered that he's a corpse.


Thank you miles.  Thank you.
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Does Jack White get into the bed?- 7-11-05
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2005, 08:20:22 pm »
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As a public service, so everyone can have a good snicker, I will confess that I have never heard of Jack White.

He's half of the White Stripes. They had a couple popular singles but indie people think they represent all that is crappy and lame.


Some of the writers of Chunklet seem to like them (or at least not hate them, or hate them less than other bands). This means instant indie cred. But Jack White is a total drunken I PLAY ROCK DEAL WITH IT kind of jerk.

I thought Ray's headsway was perfect. This strip hit me like a train after I stayed up all night.
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2005, 09:33:28 pm »
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As a public service, so everyone can have a good snicker, I will confess that I have never heard of Jack White.


Idn't he that skinny little indie rock dweeb who beat up some other skinny little indie rock dweeb a while ago?


He beat up the kid from Bright Eyes? Really?
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2005, 09:44:39 pm »
Isn't Bridget Jones a fictional character?  Not that that's any reason not to date her.  I'm hardly prejudiced against fictional characters or anything.
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2005, 10:24:43 pm »
No, he beat up the dude from...fuck. Lemme google.
Ahh. He beat up Jason Stollsteimer, from the Von Bondies. No, I've never heard of them either.
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2005, 10:35:01 pm »
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No, he beat up the dude from...fuck. Lemme google.
Ahh. He beat up Jason Stollsteimer, from the Von Bondies. No, I've never heard of them either.


Yeah, but Jack Black could whoop his ass.

In all fairness, the album he produced with Loretta Lynn is pretty fuck*ng good.
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2005, 03:15:25 am »
am i the only one who considers insanity and etc _redeeming_ qualities in rock stars?
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« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2005, 04:16:46 am »
I do happen to think "Jack White gets into the bed Ray. He gets into the bed." is a whole lot of the funny here.
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« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2005, 04:36:35 am »
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am i the only one who considers insanity and etc _redeeming_ qualities in rock stars?


I dunno.  There's insanity and then there's insanity, y'know?  I mean, there's Keith Moon and there's Michael Jackson.  Both insane in their own special ways, but who would you rather hang with?
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« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2005, 05:14:33 am »
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I mean, there's Keith Moon and there's Michael Jackson.  Both insane in their own special ways, but who would you rather hang with?


I once was 100% certain that David Yow and I were one day going to walk - strut, really - into a particular and well-hated redneck bar and fuck*ng turn it out.

So I guess the answer is (C)

I hope this doesn't keep me out of the college of my choice
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« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2005, 05:19:08 am »
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I mean, there's Keith Moon and there's Michael Jackson.  Both insane in their own special ways, but who would you rather hang with?


I once was 100% certain that David Yow and I were one day going to walk - strut, really - into a particular and well-hated redneck bar and fuck*ng turn it out.

So I guess the answer is (C)

I hope this doesn't keep me out of the college of my choice


1.  I've never heard of fuck*ng David Yow and don't know who the fuck he is.  However, based on your post, I like him already.

2.  I can't think of a number 2.

3.  Or a number 3.

4.  If you can't get into the college of your choice, it's their loss!

5.  Ain't numbered lists fun?
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« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2005, 05:26:32 am »
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I once was 100% certain that David Yow and I were one day going to walk - strut, really - into a particular and well-hated redneck bar and fuck*ng turn it out.

So I guess the answer is (C)

I hope this doesn't keep me out of the college of my choice


1.  I've never heard of fuck*ng David Yow and don't know who the fuck he is.  However, based on your post, I like him already.

2.  I can't think of a number 2.

3.  Or a number 3.

4.  If you can't get into the college of your choice, it's their loss!

5.  Ain't numbered lists fun?


Lead singer of the best fuck*ng rock band.  Ever.

The Jesus Lizard

And let me say Zart wins points.  Lots.
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