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7/13/05- a ROTTEN application of one's self
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2005, 04:00:29 pm »
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I think it might be a New England-only phenomenon.


I will vouch for its New England-ness.  I went to college in Rhode Island, and Moxie was around.  Though I remember it in a yellow can then.  And I also remember it being very, very nasty.
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2005, 05:11:09 pm »
I always thought that Philippe was five, not stupid.

Onstad's just pissed because he bought The Antidote and it did not enlarge his c*ck as promised.
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2005, 05:15:20 pm »
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I always thought that Philippe was five, not stupid.

Onstad seems to be confused about that, I think. Without getting into Achewood Hypertime, Philippe started the strip as "apparently adult but retarded" and has slowly assumed an eigenstate between "five" and "five and really stupid."
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2005, 05:17:46 pm »
Philippe just doesn't deal with high-pressure situations very well and panics. He's like TV characters who aren't supposed to mention a sensitive subject with the neighbors yet constantly bring it up in freudian slips.
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2005, 05:19:39 pm »
Quote from: "Islikemoxie!"


Behold! The mighty Moxy MT 25!

IŽll have you know, that this Juggernaut "probably did replace the Moxy 5222B in 2003", apparently we cant know for sure as this vehicle is employed by the danish army.

"Engine: 6-cylinder Scania, type DSC9, 8.970 cm3 (547 cubic inches), turbo charged, inter-cooler, liquid-cooled"

OH SHIIIIIIIT


oh my goodness, can we keep islikemoxie!? canwecanwecanwe?!?!?!

anyone who does not look at that vehicle and then read:
"Engine: 6-cylinder Scania, type DSC9, 8.970 cm3 (547 cubic inches), turbo charged, inter-cooler, liquid-cooled"
and not have shivers, SHIVERS up their spine,
well,
i don't know i'm just aghast!

i must say that the Danish Army is perplexing.

also,
indeed i first came aware of Moxie when i was in the northeast, but the biggest "moxie freak"i ever met was based out of kentucky.

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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2005, 05:54:14 pm »
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indeed i first came aware of Moxie when i was in the northeast, but the biggest "moxie freak"i ever met was based out of kentucky.


Surprising, because our Obligatory Regional Soft-Drink in this parts is potent decoction known as "Ale-81" or jokingly referred to as "Winchester Swamp Water".  It's kind of like ginger ale flavored Jolt.
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2005, 05:57:26 pm »
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I always thought that Philippe was five, not stupid.

Onstad seems to be confused about that, I think. Without getting into Achewood Hypertime, Philippe started the strip as "apparently adult but retarded" and has slowly assumed an eigenstate between "five" and "five and really stupid."


His age is less relevant than his stupidity. Assume Ultra Peanut is roundabouts the same age, and even she thinks Phillipe is a super-size homo jackass.
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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2005, 06:38:07 pm »
Just as a side note, my title was "Wow, 187 posts!" when I started this. Now it's back to Chucklebot.
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« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2005, 06:49:59 pm »
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Just as a side note, my title was "Wow, 187 posts!" when I started this. Now it's back to Chucklebot.

We've all gone through this.  It's your coming of age on the board.  Congratulations.

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« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2005, 07:25:21 pm »
Someday, I too hope to have 187 posts.  Maybe by then I'll have chosen an avatar.

In more on-topic news, this strip represents the sort of little game I'd play with myself when I know I'm going to delete something that's clogging my inbox, but also have a desire for excitement.

Tell me you've never been sitting at work at 10am and just need something to get pumped about, even if it is your sarcastic excitement at spam and its subsequent deletion.



Or maybe its just me.   Although I don't usually get an angry Mr. Bear chastising me for my decision afterwards.

Bottom line:  I laughed.

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« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2005, 08:06:11 pm »
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Someday, I too hope to have 187 posts.  Maybe by then I'll have chosen an avatar.

Sigh. I remember those halcyon days of 187 posts. I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.
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« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2005, 10:07:29 pm »
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Quote from: "Islikemoxie!"


Behold! The mighty Moxy MT 25!

IŽll have you know, that this Juggernaut "probably did replace the Moxy 5222B in 2003", apparently we cant know for sure as this vehicle is employed by the danish army.

"Engine: 6-cylinder Scania, type DSC9, 8.970 cm3 (547 cubic inches), turbo charged, inter-cooler, liquid-cooled"

OH SHIIIIIIIT


Either those are hella big cylinders (I love the skulls image) or that is one weak machine. I'm not awed by that in the least. Is it meant mainly to push sand around and keep the ocean at bay?
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« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2005, 10:34:25 pm »
Topical: I have so many things that I could say about this strip that I can't put into words.

That truck is cool.
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« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2005, 11:24:59 pm »
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I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.


Thank you for the earworm.
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« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2005, 11:34:39 pm »
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I was young and stupid then. I feel old and stupid now.


Thank you for the earworm.

Beat me to it.

Sure as you can't steer a train, you can't change your fate...

(I should probably split this, but it's such a pretty thread.)
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