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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Godel
- 5 (50%)
Escher
- 4 (40%)
Bach
- 1 (10%)

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Voting closed: July 18, 2005, 11:41:32 pm


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Bobby Isosceles

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« on: July 18, 2005, 11:41:32 pm »
DC people, give August availability including alternates IN CASE YOUR MATE DECIDES TO DROP SOME OFFSPRING OUT OF HER HOOCH.

Thank'ee.
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 12:08:46 am »
The weekend of the 12th is bad otherwise I'm free.
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 01:59:35 am »
Just got back from vacation, so I'm pretty much trapped here for the rest of the summer. And no offspring in sight unless I manage to sell the book I'm writing so I can quit my job and get a puppy. Which is unlikely to happen before August at the rate that agents have been reading stuff.   And even if, you can leave a puppy in a cage and go out for the evening and no one will call child protective services.

So, any weekend I guess.
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2005, 02:06:06 am »
Damn those Google ads - now I really NEED me some M.C. Escher Soft Foam Lizards!
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2005, 02:22:39 am »
Quote from: "wombat"
Damn those Google ads - now I really NEED me some M.C. Escher Soft Foam Lizards!


Incidentally, it is Godel (pardon lack of umlaut throughout) and not Escher. The poll statement is a perfect illustration of Godel's incompleteness theorem.

It is my solemn belief that all things in life boil down to three four basic things:

1. Godel's incompleteness theorem.
2. Surface area to volume ratio.
3. Ordinary least squares.
4. Aristotle was a fuck*ng idiot who was wrong about absolutely everything.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2005, 02:37:05 am »
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4. Aristotle was a fuck*ng idiot who was wrong about absolutely everything.

You misspelled "Cardinal Ratzinger."
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2005, 06:18:41 am »
I could HYPOTHETICALLY take a train to DC to chill; however, this would have to be after August 16th or so. But if my girlfriend magically becomes pregnant, I'm fleeing the country, so you'll never hear from me again.
Also, I'm underage. So I'd have to bring my brothers passport.
Also, much like Bad Brains, I have been BANNED IN D.C.
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2005, 02:41:18 pm »
The weekend of August 20-21 is probably the best bet.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2005, 05:41:13 pm »
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The weekend of August 20-21 is probably the best bet.


Is everyone who is not going to be giving birth or living in Alaska cool with August 20 then?
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2005, 05:49:06 pm »
As of right now it looks good to me
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2005, 07:02:38 pm »
Dangit.  Not that this should stop you, but...

I'd love to get in on this, but I'm having a soiree to celebrate the half-birthday of my offspring on the 21st.  So the 20th is probably bad for me, since I live close enough to go but far enough away to want to make a weekend of it.  

But, I probably won't be able to come in August anyhow, given that the in-laws' annual beach weekend is the first week in August, grad school starts the second week, and my baby's half-party (we're inviting half the people we know for half of an ice cream cake) is the third weekend.  I'm pretty much booked 'til Labor Day.  

So don't change your plans on account of me, but if it turns out August doesn't work, I just might be able to show up in September.
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2005, 07:20:08 pm »
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Dangit.  Not that this should stop you, but...

I'd love to get in on this, but I'm having a soiree to celebrate the half-birthday of my offspring on the 21st.  So the 20th is probably bad for me, since I live close enough to go but far enough away to want to make a weekend of it.  

But, I probably won't be able to come in August anyhow, given that the in-laws' annual beach weekend is the first week in August, grad school starts the second week, and my baby's half-party (we're inviting half the people we know for half of an ice cream cake) is the third weekend.  I'm pretty much booked 'til Labor Day.  

So don't change your plans on account of me, but if it turns out August doesn't work, I just might be able to show up in September.



Let's put it this way: if we can make it through the first night and its associated ceremonial activities (the CortJstring of various beers on the enormous beer menu, the Jough driinking game, the hella depression failing to stop the show), then it may be semiregular.

YES I HAVE THIS ALL PLANNED
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Brickskeller DC Achecon August
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2005, 07:21:49 pm »
I have many drinking games - to which are you referring?
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2005, 07:24:05 pm »
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I have many drinking games - to which are you referring?


First you drink a beer. Then you say "This beer isn't so good."
Then you drink another beer. Then you say "I think the quality of this beer is going downhill."
Then you drink another beer. Then you say "meh. I don't know what you people see in this beer."
Repeat until you've had twenty or so beers and are about to passout. Then you mutter with absolute contempt, "ONSTAD you fuck*ng CHILD MOLESTER" and pass out in a puddle of beer and  drool.

I KNOW THIS GAME WELL BECAUSE IT IS MY TUESDAY NIGHTS.
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Brickskeller DC Achecon August
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2005, 07:28:58 pm »
Well, it should really be:

1st Beer: Damn, this is awesome.
2nd Beer: This one too!
3rd Beer: This one's the best yet!

(then the beer had a child and brews semi-regularly)

4th Beer: Not bad, but not as good as those first three.
5th Beer: Man, this one's worse than the last one.
6th Beer: Now I can't distinguish this from Bud Lite.  WTF?
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