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Author Topic: Redhanded - 26/07/05  (Read 13982 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2005, 07:38:29 pm »
The only thing sadder than people who think they are animals (and demand to be called critters), are people who think they are elves who died in an elven holocaust.
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2005, 08:40:05 pm »
I'm just gonna note here that there should be a distinction drawn between furries and otherkin. Furries are perfectly nice people who like to imagine they are having sex with a lady or gentleman who also possesses features of a fox or deer or manatee or whatever. Otherkin are the odd lunatic fringe that insist that they are in fact not humans but unicorns, dragons, griffons, neo-otyughs, etc. It's like the difference between imagining you're having sex with Neve Campbell and going around actually signing your checks "Neve Campbell And/Or Her Sex Buddy".
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2005, 08:42:18 pm »
When did Neve Campbell become the group default sex symbol?

~Paul
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2005, 08:54:28 pm »
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When did Neve Campbell become the group default sex symbol?

~Paul


This board has developed a thing for corpulent women.
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2005, 09:04:20 pm »
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When did Neve Campbell become the group default sex symbol?

Don't ask me. I had to IMDB her. It turns out I've never seen a single movie that she's been in.
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2005, 09:09:51 pm »
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When did Neve Campbell become the group default sex symbol?

~Paul


I demand that we adopt Lauren Graham as the grope, er... group default sex symbol.  As a measure of respect to Mr. Bear.  Right.  That's it...
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2005, 09:14:10 pm »
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When did Neve Campbell become the group default sex symbol?

~Paul


I demand that we adopt Lauren Graham as the grope, er... group default sex symbol.  As a measure of respect to Mr. Bear.  Right.  That's it...

Seconded.

~Paul
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2005, 09:21:01 pm »
Lauren Graham, or maybe just every character she has ever played, needs to switch to decaf.
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2005, 09:21:40 pm »
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The only thing sadder than people who think they are animals (and demand to be called critters), are people who think they are elves who died in an elven holocaust.


I read through this and read through it again hoping to find some indication that these peop... I mean "Elves" aren't serious. Yet it would seem they are. What would these poor, lost souls do without the internet?
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2005, 09:44:28 pm »
I'm not going to touch the furry / erm... elven... discussion...

But!

It's been pointed out to me by my mom (after I sent her to this strip in an email this past morning; yeaaaah I'm def. late in my readings), that there are many coincidences between what Onstad puts in the strip and what I recently have done.  she wouldn't cite other references, but from this one, the mention of Wendy's... I just had Wendy's fries w/bbq sauce as a snack last night when I haven't had Wendy's in years.

This apparently means Onstad is sitting in a bush outside our window.
I am not sure about this one.... I just deem Wendy's as a more respectable fast food establishment for its involvement in this strip... to make it acceptable that that lady is indeed dressed up.

+ the fact that this strip was done yesterday.  not today.  that's another reason.
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2005, 09:45:14 pm »
Well, looks like it's time for me to try and set fire to the internet again.....
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2005, 10:19:38 pm »
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The only thing sadder than people who think they are animals (and demand to be called critters), are people who think they are elves who died in an elven holocaust.


I read through this and read through it again hoping to find some indication that these peop... I mean "Elves" aren't serious. Yet it would seem they are. What would these poor, lost souls do without the internet?


Glittery Silvan Auschwitz would be a great name for a band, no?
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2005, 10:37:02 pm »
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I just deem Wendy's as a more respectable fast food establishment for its involvement in this strip... to make it acceptable that that lady is indeed dressed up.

Ah, no, Wendy's is just the latest in Onstad's six figure product placement deal.  That's right people, stop feeling badly for taking free entertainment from Onstad.  His salad days are over.  How do you think he is able to afford a new car?  T-shirt sales?  Ha.

~Paul
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2005, 10:37:59 pm »
Wasn't there an Aqua Teen episode with Santa forcing Martians to work under him that ended up with Elven blood from the Elven Holocaust?
How sad is it when you rip off your personal problems from Adult Swim?
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Redhanded - 26/07/05
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2005, 10:38:34 pm »
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Well, looks like it's time for me to try and set fire to the internet again.....

Well said, my friend, well said.

~Paul
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